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Granted but then you both get fat and die.


I wish you two wouldn't kill yourselves with biscuits.

Granted. We now conquer the world with the threat that we'd kill everyone and/or enslave them with our chocolate biscuits. Then we establish peace on earth, make it so that every single school only teaches in one language (Esperanto maybe?), stop production of and destroy all weapons, and make Aikido, the martial art of peace and harmony, obligatory worldwide.
Earth thrives for a hundred years until a descendant reaches the throne and abuses it, for he was maltreated by his father and was educated through hundred-year-old methods.
He then turns everyone into cattle for the prolonging of his own life and throws all resources into his own enjoyment, turning all into a desolate, hellish wasteland.
Everyone else's lives are of pure terror and pain.
The Final Lord lives for another 2304 years until all life but his own is diminished, and he has no more resources for the prolonging of his own life or any of his entertainment, and he names the last two weeks of his life "The Sorrow", as he too late realises what he has done.

Bet you wished we'd have killed ourselves now, eh?

I wish you would wish for a better solution =o

Granted I wished that you would be happy as ghosts and not haunt anyone (especially me).


(I think your wish broke the universe cause now I have two wishes =D )
I wish I never got this second wish (and now I've broken time)

DJisbored wrote:Granted I wished that you would be happy as ghosts and not haunt anyone (especially me).


(I think your wish broke the universe cause now I have two wishes =D )
I wish I never got this second wish (and now I've broken time)

Granted, but you don't ever get the first wish.

I wish that Lotus Wolf would release the bat'leth.

Armored_Wolf wrote:
I wish that Lotus Wolf would release the bat'leth.

Granted, but it's a very poor reflection of his work.

I wish to never feel sadness.

Granted, you feel nothing but hunger as you slowly turn into a rotting corpse of a zombie after which devouring your family.
I wish to know who the hell thought of the word nog first.

Bat'leth will be coming soon! Sorry for the waiting.

Granted, this small bit of information takes up the last of your brains storage space, space you could have filled with happy memories.

I wish that a certain spammer had not returned.

LOL bat'leth ... (ive modeled one of those myself at one time )

Granted, the spammer hasn't returned, instead his sixty-five million alternate accounts did and piss everyone off.

I wish.

Granted. *OVERDRIVE ERROR, DOES NOT COMPUTE, DOES NOT COMPUTE!*

Omg. The game is over.

I wish the game wasn't over..

Granted, but you are the only one playing it.

I wish I had somebody to PLAY UNCHARTED 2 WITH.

Granted but the person is a noob and can't understand the controls.


I wish for tacos, oh so many tacos.

Granted. You drown in tacos and awesomeness. Painfully.

I wish I had superpowers!