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Granted, but it's the ability to remove bellybutton lint. DX



I wish there were more super heroes with practical powers around (and no super villains).

Granted, super-heroes with practical powers appear, but no super-villians, so the super-heroes become super-villians and kill eachother.

I wish that the next person wouldn't wish.

I will find a way to short circuit this game completely!

Granted: the next person has split personality syndrome and is actually two people.

I WISH FOR A PONY!

Granted: but is a Furry pony with species barrier problems and it attempts to reproduce with you.

I wish for some inspiarion

Granted. Your mind starts filling and flashing with so much inspiration for so many things that your own thoughts cause an epileptic reaction and you unknowingly bite your tongue and die in eternal bliss of the most epic things you've ever imagined... 'cos, that's what they are, like.
Yeah?


I wish someone'd save chainsaw man D:

Granted, but his near death experience gives him supernatural powers which he used to control the world.

I wish to lead the resistance.

Granted, but your family is captured by Reagan and a bunch of equally cutpurse-ish monkeys and become P.O.W.s. Your cause is lost.

I wish something would break, coffee.

Umm... I'm not sure I get what he said, but Ill give it a try:
Granted: You get a coffee made of Salmon custard.

I wish to Learn from my mistakes, yet undo the consequences, Including the following wish...

Chainsaw man wrote:Umm... I'm not sure I get what he said, but Ill give it a try:

That statement there proves that you understood perfectly.

Granted, you create a paradox and destroy the fabric of space-time, wiping everything from existence.

I wish existence was back.

Granted, but it is more f***ed up than before.

I wish that i could go to Disneyland. lol

Granted, you go to Disneyland and get dumped by Lotus.

I wish for No you don't. --David












Last edited by David, on January 3rd, 10:36:01.

Granted, but David intercepts it en-route and crushing all your hopes and dreams.

I wish I knew what he posted.

Hahahaha, I've never seen that.

That was awesome!

Granted, you find out what he posted, but David edits the memory as well.

I wish I was back together with my GF, and that we could go to disneyland again, and nothing would happen to us, only those around us, not including family or friends, and that there could be no zombie apocalypse, natural/unnatural catastrophy, explosions, divine intervention, or insect swarms.

Oh, and BTW "Lotus's GF" really is my GF, so be nice.