Chainsaw man wrote:Granted, Everyone gets sick of your constant Emo Genesis and stone you to death.
I wish Rob Like Brunch back to life...
Granted, but RobLikesBrunch is, in fact, immortal and simply played dead when you stoned him to death. As a result of this, by wishing him back to life you've created a strange, unfathomable life/death/time/some-other-highly-relevant-thing-that-seems-to-dominant-human-life-paradox, thus killing everyone on earth, except for RobLikesBrunch--because he's immortal.
I wish I weren't immortal (I don't really, but everyone's dead, so my wish won't be granted, so I'll stay immortal. I just said that to spite everyone that's dead. HAH!)