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Re: Wish game

Post by Devilsclub » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:45 am

Lotus Wolf wrote: Oh, and BTW "Lotus's GF" really is my GF, so be nice.
And i used to think people blamed ME of double accounting :roll:

Granted, exept instead of disney land you end up in hell recieving punishments and no dying.

I wish for Barack Obama to promote me to president.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:56 pm

Devilsclub wrote:
Lotus Wolf wrote: Oh, and BTW "Lotus's GF" really is my GF, so be nice.
And i used to think people blamed ME of double accounting :roll:
It's true, you can ask BWS if you want to check our IP addresses. Anyway, at least my so called "double account" isn't a spammer.

As for your wish... Granted, nuff said.

I wish someone would wish for me.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Devilsclub » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:24 am

Granted, I wish that you wished for yourself.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Lotus Wolf » Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:44 pm

Granted, I wish to beat you down in a back alley, then hang you by your intestines above your fathers mac.

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Re: Wish game

Post by shadow717 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:55 pm

Granted, you and every other member devilsclub has pestered or annoyed on any of his accounts all help in the process. You all feel extremely satisfied afterwords.

I wish Devilsclub would leave.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Untadaike » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:22 pm

Granted, but he after he leaves, he hacks your account & spams even more, eventually getting your account banned. However, you somehow found his address and you pay him a visit with a AK-47.

I wish that network neutrality was not being jeopardized by corporate fucks.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Chainsaw man » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:20 am

Granted, network neutrality is now being jeopardized by Small business fucks.

I wish I could take a Dump right in a Mince and Cheese pie belonging to some idiotic Social Elite, and watch them eat it. A Big Bourbon Booz Poo at that! Runny in Constancy, like Beef Gravy, So I can point laugh, and Ram the Pie In his face and make him choke on it and maybe watch him shit it out along with my fist. His horrible fate taking place on TV.

Ugh... Maybe scratch that, I'm angry...

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Re: Wish game

Post by RobLikesBrunch » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:25 am

invertin wrote:I was looking around this other forum (I don't actually have an account on it, but some people say reeaaly funny things) and I found a thingy called the wish game. How it works is that someone makes a wish, then someone else grants it in a bad way, then makes another wish.

E.G
I wish for world peace
Granted but aliens come. I wish for....

I'll start it off

I wish that WW1 & WW2 never happened
Clearly, you're a http://www.facepunch.com/ lurker. Now onto the preceding post:

Granted, but I happen to be that social elitist and now have a perpetual hard-on from your oh-so-heinous behavior (I'm the paradoxical embodiment of a masochistic sadist, quite obviously). I want you, buddy-boy.

I wish that whenever I feel even the slightest bit down, the Heavens above burst out in this song to make me feel better and the music simply quilts the entire surface of earth with that lovely oh-so-twee Brit pop: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkkx0FNJrk4&fmt=18

NANANANANA YOU'RE GONNA CRASH NANANANANA YOU'RE GONNA CRASH

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Re: Wish game

Post by Chainsaw man » Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:40 pm

Granted, Everyone gets sick of your constant Emo Genesis and stone you to death.

I wish Rob Like Brunch back to life...

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Re: Wish game

Post by RobLikesBrunch » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:17 pm

Chainsaw man wrote:Granted, Everyone gets sick of your constant Emo Genesis and stone you to death.

I wish Rob Like Brunch back to life...
Granted, but RobLikesBrunch is, in fact, immortal and simply played dead when you stoned him to death. As a result of this, by wishing him back to life you've created a strange, unfathomable life/death/time/some-other-highly-relevant-thing-that-seems-to-dominant-human-life-paradox, thus killing everyone on earth, except for RobLikesBrunch--because he's immortal.

I wish I weren't immortal (I don't really, but everyone's dead, so my wish won't be granted, so I'll stay immortal. I just said that to spite everyone that's dead. HAH!)

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Re: Wish game

Post by Grayswandir » Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:58 am

Granted, you get encased in a large tub of cement, wrapped in steel, and then sealed in a shipping container before being dropped to the bottom of the ocean. We leave you there. Forever.

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:44 am

No wish? How are we supposed to play without a wish?

I wish Grayswandir had wished!

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:25 pm

granted, but he wished for you to die
*gah deathnoted*
i wish for armored_wolf to have thought about what he wished for before he made the stupid wish

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Re: Wish game

Post by Armored Wolf » Sat Jan 09, 2010 3:35 pm

Granted, I thought about it, and decided that the wish was better than your crummy wish.

I wish zoidberg_rules had thought about his wish before he made his stupid wish. :mrgreen:

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Re: Wish game

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:45 pm

Granted, I thought about it, and decided that the wish was better than your crummy wish.

i wish we didnt get stuck in this loop

and that armored_wolf had thought about his wish before he made his stupid wish

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