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Your wish is granted, the meteor stays very far away from you. It happened to have everything you have ever wanted on it, but alas, you wished for it to go away.

I wish this awesome meteor with all the stuff Endorgan ever wanted hadn't crashed into my PS3 and ruined it.

Granted, but it turns out the reason the meteor crashed into your house was because he(meteor) was going to give you everything that Endorgan rejected, including $1,000,000,000!


I wish you would all watch this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw

Rawr Necro!

Granted, all of us get Ricked Rolled by Muppets (damn it all!)

I wish for this thread to never die!

granted, the cost...you all just lost the game

i wish for the queen of england to say "thou hast just lost the game"

Granted, but a guy who doesn't like you or the queen whips out his shotgun and ends the two of you.

I wish this one person who thinks he's all that and care for his hair too much would go bald...

When Endoperez was in the other thread he wrote:I wish that the person who describes the method in which my post is corrupted, will not post in this thread.

Granted, they post in this one instead.

I wish for a pointless and disjointed reply to this wish.

zoidberg rules wrote:

When Endoperez was in the other thread he wrote:I wish that the person who describes the method in which my post is corrupted, will not post in this thread.

Granted, they post in this one instead.

I wish for a pointless and disjointed reply to this wish.

Granted: but it was so disjointed that it went into a crazy unexplainable physics and logic-defying time sea monkey paradox that caused it to be perfectly concise and understandable. Like this post. Which is replying to your post. Making it a reply. Rob Schneider.

I wish for cake or death.

Granted: you got and ate the cake, but it burned you from the inside causing pain for all eternity

I wish for Wolfire to finish Overgrowth

Granted, it's gonna be finished eventually.
I wish for the wank shit demon (see in youtube) to make me a castle.

Granted, but I really dont wanna search for that sort of thing on the internet, what with rule 34 and all...

I wish for this traumatic memory to be erased from my mind.

Granted, but years later, held in the prison ship of an evil mastermind, you find that something in the erased memory held the key to your release. You rot in space prison.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Granted, but you get them from the wank shit demon (see youtube still)
I wish for headphones

Granted, but you accidentally play a heavy metal song with the volume all the way up when you thought it was low, and the shock kills you.

I wish for a pet ostrich.

Granted, but it kicks and kills you.

I wish for him to have not died.

Granted, but he kicks and kills you.

I wish for a kitten