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Wish game
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:50 pm
by invertin
I was looking around this other forum (I don't actually have an account on it, but some people say reeaaly funny things) and I found a thingy called the wish game. How it works is that someone makes a wish, then someone else grants it in a bad way, then makes another wish.
E.G
I wish for world peace
Granted but aliens come. I wish for....
I'll start it off
I wish that WW1 & WW2 never happened
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:16 pm
by leDoOd
Granted - we skipped right to WW3.
I wish for a slice of cheesecake.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:18 pm
by Inane
Granted, but it's been in the pantry since 1988.
I wish for a goblin to guard my shit.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:50 pm
by leDoOd
Granted - but now the Goblin won't stop harassing you every time you try to go to the bathroom.
I wish for a giant hippopotamus.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:51 pm
by NickD
Granted...
...But then you became constipated
I wish I have 500 GB of RAM!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:55 pm
by leDoOd
Lol, nick, you came in too late.
Granted - but the RAM doesn't work with your processor.
I wish for a snowstorm!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:57 pm
by zatoichi
granted, but you are forced to burn your furniture for warmth. I wish for a mac pro.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:34 pm
by rudel_ic
Granted, but there's a deadly virus in the fan.
I wish I will never get sick again.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:58 pm
by NickD
Granted...
but then you become mutated from your immune system being way too good.
I wish I had $3000 for a Fantom.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:53 pm
by leDoOd
Granted - you pay a ghost to haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish that there was no more homework, ever.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:22 pm
by Colicedus
Granted, but your brain turns to a grey sludge...
I wish for a Hot blond with two legs...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:30 pm
by Mike_Cuzins
Colicedus wrote:Granted, but your brain turns to a grey sludge...
I wish for a Hot blond with two legs...
hahaha as if. were do u expect to get a hot blond with less than 3 legs?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:33 pm
by Colicedus
ok... let me see... Um, "Guys", how many of you are blond on the Forums?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:45 pm
by Mike_Cuzins
bahaha, i didnt think of that. good like finding your new mate.
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:44 pm
by leDoOd
MIKE, STOP PLAYING THE GAME WRONG!
Granted - but it's a blonde bear.
I wish for my iPod to work.
(p.s. I HATE BEARS)