Sudden surge of spam

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Glabbit » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:50 pm

Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Constance » Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:55 pm

Glabbit wrote:gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
I approve.

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Freshbite » Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:39 pm

Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial
I could get behind this.

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:27 pm

Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
Fuck it, let me stab them...

I've done this before...

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Endoperez » Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:22 pm

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=100631
Nickiswsiki

Just disapproved a spampost with an animated flashing gif and direct links from this guy. I think I've seen "Test just a test" or similar threads before, too, maybe from the same account. So maybe a ban is in order?

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Endoperez » Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:16 pm

One of the recent penis posters:

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=94815

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:10 pm

HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE SEE ALL OF THAT SPAM JUST NOW?

IT FILLED UP 6 PAGES IN TOTAL IN DIFFERENT FORUMS JESUS CHRIST

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Dammasta » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:44 pm

Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:03 pm

Dammasta wrote:Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.
AND I DELETED 2 PAGES HOLY SHIT.

SHUT IT DOWN

Edit: Stuartdymn

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Glabbit » Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:26 pm

KILL ITTTT

PHOENIX GO STAB IT
STAB ITTTT

ALSO, UNRELATEDLY, HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Korban3 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:36 pm

Jeebus
logged on yesterday and slew 50 spam posts, shit is cray, bruh

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:38 pm

Glabbit wrote:KILL ITTTT

PHOENIX GO STAB IT
STAB ITTTT

ALSO, UNRELATEDLY, HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY
BURN HERETICS TO VICTORY CHAARRRGGEEE.

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:01 am

It's gotten worse.

JUST SHUT IT DOWN

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Dammasta » Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:59 am

Ban dis guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=105567 HO-LEE SHET GUYS IT WON'T STOP.

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See?

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Re: Sudden surge of spam

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:12 pm

Dammasta wrote:Ban dis guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=105567 HO-LEE SHET GUYS IT WON'T STOP.

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See?
We need to get some DDOS protection, and limit how many threads you can post at once.

Until then:

CLEANSE AND BURN

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