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Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:50 pm
by Glabbit
Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:55 pm
by Constance
Glabbit wrote:gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
I approve.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:39 pm
by Freshbite
Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial
I could get behind this.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:27 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
Fuck it, let me stab them...
I've done this before...
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:22 pm
by Endoperez
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=100631
Nickiswsiki
Just disapproved a spampost with an animated flashing gif and direct links from this guy. I think I've seen "Test just a test" or similar threads before, too, maybe from the same account. So maybe a ban is in order?
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 1:16 pm
by Endoperez
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:10 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE SEE ALL OF THAT SPAM JUST NOW?
IT FILLED UP 6 PAGES IN TOTAL IN DIFFERENT FORUMS JESUS CHRIST
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:44 pm
by Dammasta
Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:03 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Dammasta wrote:Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.
AND I DELETED 2 PAGES HOLY SHIT.
SHUT IT DOWN
Edit: Stuartdymn
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:26 pm
by Glabbit
KILL ITTTT
PHOENIX GO STAB IT
STAB ITTTT
ALSO, UNRELATEDLY,
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:36 pm
by Korban3
Jeebus
logged on yesterday and slew 50 spam posts, shit is cray, bruh
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:38 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:01 am
by Phoenixwarrior141
It's gotten worse.
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:59 am
by Dammasta
Ban dis guy:
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=105567 HO-LEE SHET GUYS IT WON'T STOP.
See?
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:12 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
We need to get some DDOS protection, and limit how many threads you can post at once.
Until then:
CLEANSE AND BURN