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Hi All, I need new friends! I am glad to see you!

Beginning to think this is a bot.

Kill it, Kill itNow

Beginning to think this is a bot.

Hopefully, it is not. Maybe he has put his post on the wrong place.

Skomakar'n wrote:i hat thid form

I hat hats.

Disregard that, I suck cock.

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You Mother Fucker

Disregard that, I suck cock.

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*shoots haidawe in the knee and starts casually walking away*

*shoots haidawe in the other knee*
Just thought I'd balance ya out a bit, bud!

hEY, HAND ME THAT GUN. tRUST ME THAT i WON'T SHOOT MYSELF IN MY GUT.
'cAUSE I MOST DEFINITELY WI- WON'T.
hEY, i SEE YOU'RE NOT TRUSTING ME.
i THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

aLRIGHT.
fUCK, IS THIS SAFETY OFF?
*bang*
...SHIT. i JUST SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT.
yOU KNOW, i HONESTLY THOUGHT I'D SHOOT MYSELF IN THE GUT. bUT NO, i EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS.
i GOT A GOOD GRADE FOR SCHOOL LAST SUMME-
*plop*
wELL, hAIDAWE, i GUESS WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.
sORRY, MY AIM'S SHIT.

*shoots timbles in the gut*
There ya go! I'm glad I was of assistance.
Oh shit, I'm out of ammo now.
Welp, at least I used it for a good cause! :D

AmorphousGamer wrote:*shoots timbles in the gut*
There ya go! I'm glad I was of assistance.
Oh shit, I'm out of ammo now.
Welp, at least I used it for a good cause!

aMORPHOUSgAMER, YOU ARE THE WORST TYPE OF PERSON...
...THE PERSON i LOVE.

aNYWAYS, hAIDAWE.
nO, i DON'T. wHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT.
wHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
aLSO, IS THAT GUN EVEN LOADED WITH REAL BULLETS? yOU HAVEN'T REALLY SHOT ANYTHING YET.

*gurgles and lays dead in a pile of own feces*
mY BLOOD IS FECES, BTW