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I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:03 pm
by Constance
Guys
Everything
AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
That I own
Is colored black
I'm not even joking
LET ME LIST SOME THINGS OFF FOR YOU
1. My PC
2. The programs and websites on my PC (litterly all of them are black)
3. All my clothes
4. My phone
5. My headphones
6. My room
7. My mouse and keyboard
8. My hats
9. My Soul
10. My blood
11. My teeth
12. My eyes (the white parts are black)
13. My trash can
14. My door
15. My blanket
16. My couch
17. My bed
18. My TV
19. My scarf
The only thing NOT black is my skin
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:38 pm
by AmorphousGamer
Embrace it. Become a black guy and then blend in with your surroundings at night.
It is your destiny.
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:41 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Cry in a corner till it stops
Or see a doctor
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:58 pm
by Constance
AmorphousGamer wrote:Embrace it. Become a black guy and then blend in with your surroundings at night.
It is your destiny.
I'm Blatman.
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:11 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Where have you been
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:11 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Where have you been
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:11 pm
by Assaultman67
Do you cut your wrists occasionally and smoke cigarettes?
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:12 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Ummmm...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:15 pm
by Constance
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Want to have whiskey and cigars tonight?
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Nye-hey, there's the high roller!
Have I repulsed you yet?
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:18 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
NO MORE MEMES
*Attacks with a flamethrower*
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:20 pm
by Assaultman67
Also timbles, pics or it didn't happen.
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:22 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
How can you take a pic of this sort of thing?
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:34 pm
by Assaultman67
Well, you could start with a camera ...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:50 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
But it's only in his eyes...
So the camera wouldn't see any of it...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:14 pm
by Constance
Here you go.
