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The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:50 am
by Phoenixwarrior141
-Google has taken over the internet
-Family Guy is ruined
-Valve still has yet to release anything with the number 3
-Overgrowth will not be released until 2014 (This might be the worst)
-EXALT was not awesome in XCOM Enemy Withing (EXALT FTW)
-I felt the desire to make this thread
-GTA 5 isn't on PC yet
-GTA 5 is under attack by aliens
(For Kerbals)- I decided to play KSP
-You are still reading this
-COD is still having games released
-Mario games still have a super engaging story
-Minecraft is $20 on PC
-I'm typing this in slow motion
-I didn't get to trample anyone on Black Friday
-I felt the desire to get the PS3 even though the PS4 has been released
- TF2 is still a superior game to Most Next Gen games
- You're still reading this
-I have to stop typing
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:07 am
by AmorphousGamer
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Google has taken over the internet
Not really.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Family Guy is ruined
You're a bit late to that party. That happened quite a few years ago.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Valve still has yet to release anything with the number 3
And?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Overgrowth will not be released until 2014 (This might be the worst)
Overgrowth will be released when it's ready to be released.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-EXALT was not awesome in XCOM Enemy Withing (EXALT FTW)
No idea what you're on about here.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-I felt the desire to make this thread
sadly
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-GTA 5 isn't on PC yet
and?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-GTA 5 is under attack by aliens
?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-You are still reading this
sadly
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-COD is still having games released
sadly
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Mario games still have a super engaging story
what the fuck are you smoking
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-Minecraft is $20 on PC
and?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-I'm typing this in slow motion
?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-I didn't get to trample anyone on Black Friday
okay.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-I felt the desire to get the PS3 even though the PS4 has been released
I suppose the best response to this one is . . . I don't care?
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:- TF2 is still a superior game to Most Next Gen games
I disagree wholly.
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:- You're still reading this
sadly
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:-I have to stop typing
good
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:35 am
by Hionimi
- I'm joining in because it's fun to add more stuff?
- The Netherlands is not a Triple-A country anymore.
- The world still suffers financial crisis.
- Bees start to become extinct, and yeah, that DOES pose a problem to Humanity.
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Nuclear winter has come. (Actually good news, as it is rumored to be a teaser site for the next Fallout installment.)
- Anime still exists.
- Mr. Green still exists.
- Electronic Arts still exists...
- Game Consoles still exists.
- I'm using too many smileys.
- We're still getting spammed!
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:04 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
-Wolfire has done nothing against the Spambots...
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:09 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Also AmorphousGamer if you don't know anything about XCOM (Or EXALT for that matter), you have much larger problems then this thread...
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:35 pm
by AmorphousGamer
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:Also AmorphousGamer if you don't know anything about XCOM (Or EXALT for that matter), you have much larger problems then this thread...
The only XCOM I know is the shitty remake of the amazing X-COM series.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:18 pm
by Phoenixwarrior141
Which one is that?
Enemy Within is awesome
The Bureau was, meh
And The original was, the original...
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 7:21 pm
by underthedeep
AmorphousGamer wrote:
The only XCOM I know is the shitty remake of the amazing X-Com series.
Shitty? I'm enjoying myself.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:06 pm
by Freshbite
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 10:13 pm
by AmorphousGamer
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:Which one is that?
Enemy Within is awesome
The Bureau was, meh
And The original was, the original...
By "the original" are you talking about XCOM: Enemy Unknown? That isn't the original, that's the shitty remake I'm talking about. X-COM: UFO Defence is the original, and it's a fucking amazing game.
Edit: I made a diagram for you.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 12:00 am
by Grayswandir
So what's wrong with X-COM: Enemy Unknown?
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:24 am
by Jaz
Grayswandir wrote:So what's wrong with X-COM: Enemy Unknown?
The fact that I haven't played it yet. That's very bad.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:23 am
by AmorphousGamer
Grayswandir wrote:So what's wrong with X-COM: Enemy Unknown?
Well, I mean . . . what made it shitty was not the game itself. It wasn't shitty, necessarily, alone. But the fact that they slapped the X-COM title on it made it . . . disappointing. It didn't live up to the name X-COM.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:34 pm
by Jaz
Hmm, guess I'll add my own
- Mysterious couriers are somehow tracking everyone in the lands.
- Horses move ridiculously fast
- Dragons love one hit killing people.
- Dogs like barking... oh yeah, and standing in people's way.
- Chickens appear to be considered holy creatures, and are protected by pretty much everyone.
- It's fun to kick/kill chickens.
- Even though there's snow, a lot of people seem to be fine running around half naked, with nothing but fur-padded steel leggings on.
- Food has no real use.
- The world sucks, and seems to be really glitchy. And life was clearly designed by a five year old sloth-monkey.
- The world is really addictive, and it's hard to refuse to live in it, despite how horribly stupid it is.
- I don't even play Skyrim anymore. I'm just bored and I couldn't think of any other games to parody.
Re: The Status of The World
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:16 pm
by Hionimi
You're mixing up Skyrim with the real world.
Aye, it's actually a bit of a let-down sometimes with the blatantly silly radiant quests and NPCs who can't solve their problems themselves for the sake of keeping you busy...