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v-nix wrote:me r like duck cheese...

Mr. Fundie himself wrote: Darwin’s Confusion

There’s a theory going ‘round how everything began
I appeal to the mind of every thinking man
If you stop to listen as I sing these words
I think that most of you will see it’s most absurd.

They say that many eons of time have past
And everything we know today comes from a big blast
From the minutest molecule of every kind
It just so happens that they all combined.
And some said, “Hey, I’m gonna be a star”
Others decided they would become Mars
Some when they combined became the planet Earth
I am in such awe that they were so alert

Here on Earth as the molecules continue to combine
There was such division ‘cause each had their own mind
From the one-celled ameba came a crocodile
As he sprang from the water he was tempted to smile
‘Cause he knew he adapted to his environment
So he jumped out of a tree – down he went
Wasn’t very long till he sprouted wings
His scales turned into feathers, he began to sing

In the meantime as they were growing on
An ameba decided he had swum too long
He thought to himself, “I’ve got to be free”
So he crawled upon the land with his newly formed knees
He crawled so long till his knees got sore
Then he decided that he needed more
From this very thought he developed feet
As his toes began sprouting he said, “Man, this is neat”

Now this walking ameba is a burly monkey
They say he swings around in our family tree
From a hairy ape he began to shed
Over the whole Earth he began to spread
So now you can see as this story goes
Confusion is mounting as this lie is told
Darwin’s confusion makes no common sense
Think of a moment of its consequence

No, don’t buy this lie, don’t you be deceived
Our ancestry is more than just a tall monkey
There’s a God in heaven who created you
If you just let Him, He will show this to you

Mr. Fundies opponent wrote: Theologians confusion

Theres a story goin' round , on how everything began
't appeals to the minds of every pious man
'n if you stop and listen, while I sing these words,
I think you'll see this story's absurd

They say that outside of time and space, great distance
A being popped into existence.....
And all the molecules and laws and forces
Woodpeckers and angels, also horses
Were all at once created by this God
It said "Here I'm gonna make some stars"
And over there I'll put Mars
And then it poofed in the planet Earth
To laws of physics it gave birth

Here on Earth it decided to rule over
From Amsterdam, Beijing to Dover
It declared it kingdom...
But for some reason theres a badass
Evil thing created to, go around breaking
Everything their God declared good

And for some reasons it decides
To choose some Semites, chilling in the sands
To be the chosen people, to rule over
The other tribes they just so border
To bathe the world in blood

But inexplicably it seems we've fallen
Not from a cliff but from some "grace"
And born with "sin", and loosing face
Before the god that sits above
And sends its children, to hell... with love...

No, don’t buy this lie, don’t you be deceived
Our ancestors just liked writing fairy tales
About gods and heaven and magic carpets
Just add some reason and a little logic
And you'll know a story when it comes by you

Crill3 wrote:Uh, cheese does not remind me of christianity.
I think it might be that THAT'S WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT.