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Re: randomness

Post by Glabbit » Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:12 am

*trundles in after them*

Don't mind me, I'm just the film crew.

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Re: randomness

Post by Ragdollmaster » Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:50 pm

I'm very jelly of this man. His computer is good enough to let him play Battlefield 3, maxed out, using a triple-monitor resolution, while recording at 1080p and still getting 60+ FPS the entire time. He is also a god in a helicopter.

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Re: randomness

Post by Jacktheawesome » Tue Jan 29, 2013 8:31 pm

moomoohk wrote:Well starting with our latest line of JewMoo Inc. quality deluxe supreme vacuum cleaner-o-matic 2000s, our machine both suck AND blow! The wonders of the 21st century. May I come in?
I worry his product may be misleadingly named; in fact the JewMoo brand is pitifully outdated. Blow and suck technology has been a part of the JackSuck line for years, in fact it's written in the product label: JackSuck UBS83 (JackSuck Unifunctional Blow-Suck model 83). I assure you, JackSuck can suck and blow as hard as you need, and my equipment is in tip top shape. Care for a product demonstration?

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:47 am

JewMoo Inc. quality deluxe supreme vacuum cleaner-o-matic 2000s come with a longer sleeker black hose (great for those hard to reach places) and two JewMoo Storage Orbs 5000a model (patent pending) which will hold up to 5kg of filth each.

A smaller white colored variant is available.

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Re: randomness

Post by Jacktheawesome » Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:13 pm

Well all those gimmicky attachments (unreliable, if you ask me) are well and good, but not if you don't carry the proper protection. Our patented SafeSuck technology ensures that your vacuum will stay unblemished and fully operational.

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Re: randomness

Post by zoidberg rules » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:35 pm

Just pick one of the damn vacuums already, these two aren't going to stop arguing any time soon.

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Re: randomness

Post by underthedeep » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:48 pm

vacuums? i thought we were talking about blow-jobs.

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Re: randomness

Post by Glabbit » Wed Jan 30, 2013 5:03 pm

Really? I had this in mind

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Paint skills? Pah! Bow to my magnificent photoshop trickery! I bet you can't tell by the pixels.

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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:45 pm

Well, based on that image, I am leaning heavily towards Jack. While JewMoo does claim to have a nice, long, hard, black pe- *ahem* hose, protection is very important to me, and Patrick is way awesomer than Spongebob.

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Re: randomness

Post by underthedeep » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:40 pm

no to mention those love handles.

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:47 am

Glabbit wrote:Really? I had this in mind

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Paint skills? Pah! Bow to my magnificent photoshop trickery! I bet you can't tell by the pixels.
^this. We need more of this

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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:05 am

Holy shit. 2nd try at the game, and I only watched a few minutes of failed gameplay before. I nearly succeeded my first try, but I messed up by using the hammer.
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After doing this, I looked at the top videos on youtube that were successes. No one was even in the 5000's, only one was in the 4000's(although one guy used glitches to get a perfect 5600(though it was still impressive)).

All the guys tell me I'm good with my hands, but holy shit.

In light of this, Jack, I think I will purchase five JackSucks. Why don't you show me how it works?

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:24 am

*grumblegrumble*

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Re: randomness

Post by Jacktheawesome » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:03 am

adwuga wrote: In light of this, Jack, I think I will purchase five JackSucks. Why don't you show me how it works?
A fantastic choice! I commend your intelligence, and sharp eye for good quality manufacturing! I'm sure my equipment will offer you much pleasure in the near future.

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Re: randomness

Post by Glabbit » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:15 am

adwuga wrote:Well, based on that image, I am leaning heavily towards Jack. While JewMoo does claim to have a nice, long, hard, black pe- *ahem* hose, protection is very important to me, and Patrick is way awesomer than Spongebob.
Spongebob? Patrick? I don't know who you mean, sir; them's SpongeJew Moopants and Jackrick Starrum, fine citizens of the growing city Wolf's Boxers. You know? Your neighbours here in the Random District?

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