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Postby NickD » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:00 pm

:P heh... bum.
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Postby Colicedus » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:06 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:Don't try to hard. Randomness is spur of the moment, not controlled. Randomness in true form is someone saying something stupid and/or weird without realising it. You can't can it.


You sound like a monk teaching a student about the world lol :lol:

nerodx wrote:I will now tell to YOU
yes YOU!
My Conspiracy story i discovered in school!
Pay close attention to every detail or you wont know what the crap is happening!

Ok it starts like this

One of my teachers was saying some crap about Fact and Opinion, didnt really pay attention to anything else. I was so bored i found that if you take the first and last letters of Fact and Opinion you get an anagram for FONT! I then found an anagram for the word anagram and got GRANMAA, which is close to GRANDMA. I then heard my friend say something about a CAR PLANE. I then remembered my grandma once saying something about a car plane once cause shes...a little messed up. So then i got an anagram for CAR PLANE and got LANP RACE which sounds like LAMP RACE which would of course refeer to the Great Lamp Race of 1996 in Grenwich England and i think we can all remember that! This is the part which branches off a little. There are 3 parts

Part 1
During the Great Lamp Race there was the world wide famous Great Lamp Race Crash which was caused by someone using a sniper rifle to shoot the lamp he thought was moving but actually was tied with all the other racers cause lamps can't move. The lamp exploded and the small parts evolved into a small race of creatures which work in my corporation. My corporation happens to be 3 U.S. dollars. I can use the 3 dollars to buy something at the CHEESE CAKE FACTORY. (delicious)

Part 2
The Great Lamp Race Crash was caused by a sniper rifle. The sniper rifle is the trademark weapon of CAMPIN CARL.

Part 3
The Great Lamp Race was in 1996, reverse the last two numbers and you get 1969, the year JOHN F KENNEDY'S father died.

And so as it should be obvious, JOHN F KENNEDY was shot by CAMPIN CARL with a sniper rifle from on top of a CHEESE CAKE FACTORY!

I just figured out a huge conspiracy! Hooray!
I dont care though Campin Carl, your still awesome.

Questions? Comments?


*bow* you have been awarded the next corresponding belt in randomness!
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Postby rudel_ic » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:10 pm

He-Man and She-Man. Weehaa!

Edit: Also, WoW is for Battlecat-lovers. SKELETOR FTW!
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Postby BunnyWithStick » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:16 pm

CS Flash FTW.
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Postby Colicedus » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:17 pm

WTF FTW!
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Postby NickD » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:45 pm

COUNTER STRIke!!
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Postby nerodx » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:21 pm

counter strike rules. So does pie!!!!! PIE IS AWESOME!!!
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Postby Colicedus » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:36 pm

That sounded like what a stoned geek would say lol
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Postby NickD » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:35 am

How do you know that we didn't get stoned TOGETHER IRL?!?

Edit: And then we went to Eudamonia and played counter strike until sam lost all his mana and had to wait hours on end for it to replenish, so his tauren died 5 miles from the resurrection point and he had to switch and play counter strike with us :shock: .
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Postby nerodx » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:07 pm

oh! um yeah...imVERY good at that impersonation....never expeirienced it ....dufinately....WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
WOOP here comes the happy!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :lol:

aND WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE??? WHAT IS THIS WOW! I DONT KNOW!!
COOKIES!!!
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Postby rudel_ic » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:08 pm

That is a bunch of crap and you know it.
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Postby nerodx » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:10 pm

lol yeah. You change your avatar?
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Postby rudel_ic » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:16 pm

Yeah - was bored, found a cat, fired up mspaint, did stuff, there it is.
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Postby nerodx » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:20 pm

sweet....uh oh here comes the happy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now the sad! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
happy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sad! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Nautious? :oops: :oops: :oops:
EVIL :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Ok im better...dumb
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Postby invertin » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:03 pm

I was eating some yogurt. Then I thought of this..

YOGURT is made of FRUIT
ORANGE is a FRUIT
UNDERGROUND there are no FRUIT
RABBITS live UNDERGROUND
EATING RABBITS is fine in FRANCE
AMERICANS don't like FRANCE.
DEATH is common in AMERICA.

So orange fruit flavored yogurts cause death in America, France, Underground, in trains, and to rabbits.
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