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Re: randomness

Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:23 pm
by invertin
This is probably old news but.

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Planepacked

...Daaaaamn.

Re: randomness

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:21 am
by Grayswandir
"Once you survive my training, then and only then will you become a weapon! Until that time you lowly maggots are nothing but a bunch of c**ksuckers! I despise and look down upon you. Let's make one thing clear: my job is to find the limp d**ks among you and weed them out! I won't have a stinking p***y on our team keeping us from victory! There will be no laughing or crying. You are NOT human beings! You are KILLING MACHINES! If you couldn't kill, your lives will become worthless! You f**kers would be better off in a corner j**king off your meat! You want to lose just to stand out? Pretend it hurts to gain some sympathy?! You are pathetic loser scum! The best part of you ran down on the cracks of your father's d**ks and ended up as a c**stain on the mattress! Quit draggin' your feet, you f**kers! If you whimper, I will unscrew your head and s**t down on your neck! That ball is your only girlfriend! You don't need a Mary Jane with b**bs and a large backside! Think of it as a wet p***y and f**k her as hard as you can!"

This quote is so much funnier when you can hear all the beeps.

Re: randomness

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:58 am
by Grayswandir

Re: randomness

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:31 pm
by Fournine
Ah, Fumoffu. What fond memories.

I like the finale.

Re: randomness

Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:12 pm
by Assaultman67
I thought that quote sounded familiar :lol:

Re: randomness

Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:37 am
by Count Roland
because this is randomness.

Re: randomness

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:21 pm
by TheShadowInside
CRAB BATTLE!!!

Metal gear solid anyone?

http://www.crab-battle.com/

favorate video of all time.

Re: randomness

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:07 pm
by underthedeep
i always thought that OLIOLIOOOO shit was retarded.

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:35 am
by zoidberg rules
On a slightly more random note...

It's 'a' my birfdai bitshezz!!!!!!!!

Sorry for that

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:25 am
by invertin

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:24 pm
by Freshbite
Appearently he just got laid, and this is his reaction.

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:03 pm
by invertin
From the serious comments I read he's got a part in a movie or something.

He's also a very strange person so he celebrated like that.

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:44 pm
by zoidberg rules
Woah! Good on him!

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:18 pm
by underthedeep
i actually really like that song. simon and garfunkel were chillers.


i also like butterflies and orgasms.

Re: randomness

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:55 pm
by Freshbite


*rofl*

I laughed my ass off when he stood up and threw away the Operation game.