Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:41 am
Yay! My cat is gone and it's flesh is being devoured!
Page 177 of 542
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:10 am
Cool!
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:54 pm
I wrote this (very) short story thing. It's supposed to be pretty dark, but I think I went overboard.
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2823145/1/Richard
Criticisms would be appreciated.
(Yes I'm plugging my story shamelessly there's no other way to advertise fictionpress stories)
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2823145/1/Richard
Criticisms would be appreciated.
(Yes I'm plugging my story shamelessly there's no other way to advertise fictionpress stories)
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:05 pm
Maybe he should have stuck to logging.
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:25 pm
I conjure Thee, O Ancestor of the Gods.
I summon Thee, Creature of Darkness, by the Works of Darkness.
I summon Thee, Creature of Hatred, by the Words of Hatred.
I summon Thee, Creature of the Wastes, by the Rites of the Waste.
I summon Thee, Creature of Pain, by the Words of Pain.
I summon Thee, and call Thee forth from Thy Abode in Darkness.
I Evoke Thee from Thy resting-place in the bowles of the Earth.
MAKE. THE DEAD. RISE.
I summon Thee, Creature of Darkness, by the Works of Darkness.
I summon Thee, Creature of Hatred, by the Words of Hatred.
I summon Thee, Creature of the Wastes, by the Rites of the Waste.
I summon Thee, Creature of Pain, by the Words of Pain.
I summon Thee, and call Thee forth from Thy Abode in Darkness.
I Evoke Thee from Thy resting-place in the bowles of the Earth.
MAKE. THE DEAD. RISE.
Re: randomness
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:56 am
@ Invertin: Maybe you should have called his brother something other that generic name #1 A.K.A. Frank.
Also
Also
Re: randomness
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:59 am
I think there was a reason for it at the time but now it is just a terrible name choice, I admit.zoidberg rules wrote:@ Invertin: Maybe you should have called his brother something other that generic name #1 A.K.A. Frank.
Also
Re: randomness
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:09 am
I have only one thing to say to that: 
Re: randomness
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:15 am
FISHRAGE! lol.
Re: randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:24 am
This post has been changed by me...
Big woop, wanna fight about it?!
Carry on.
Big woop, wanna fight about it?!
Carry on.
Re: randomness
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:39 pm
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:18 am
TIME FOR ANOTHER DISGUSTING JOKE!!!!
Q: How are wives and tornadoes similar?
A: First there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house!
AND ANOTHER!!!!
Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they're worth it!
NOT SO DISGUSTING BUT STILL RATHER AMUSING!!!!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: Well that's pretty impressive, but I bet your's can't pick up peanuts!
Q: How are wives and tornadoes similar?
A: First there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house!
AND ANOTHER!!!!
Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they're worth it!
NOT SO DISGUSTING BUT STILL RATHER AMUSING!!!!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: Well that's pretty impressive, but I bet your's can't pick up peanuts!
Re: randomness
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:03 pm
I like smile faces, and I also love eating popcorn. Don't you!?
Re: randomness
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:53 am
Random...
Anyway, I just remembered my dream that I had last night, a friend and I were sitting in a line of forum members, and we were chosen out of all of them to be given a guided tour around Wolfire Games Studios by Jeff and David (I don't know what they look like, so all I ever saw of them was the back of their heads ) Upon leaving the building, we rejoined the rest of the forum members, who immediately started asking what it was like in there, to which I replied only with "I didn't think it was that good, there seemed to be a crippling shortage of beards!"
That's right guys, Jeff, David, Wolfire Games Studios, a load of you forum members and John's beard appeared in my dream last night, just to let you guys know!
Anyway, I just remembered my dream that I had last night, a friend and I were sitting in a line of forum members, and we were chosen out of all of them to be given a guided tour around Wolfire Games Studios by Jeff and David (I don't know what they look like, so all I ever saw of them was the back of their heads
) Upon leaving the building, we rejoined the rest of the forum members, who immediately started asking what it was like in there, to which I replied only with "I didn't think it was that good, there seemed to be a crippling shortage of beards!"That's right guys, Jeff, David, Wolfire Games Studios, a load of you forum members and John's beard appeared in my dream last night, just to let you guys know!