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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:05 pm
Maybe he should have stuck to logging.
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:25 pm
I conjure Thee, O Ancestor of the Gods.
I summon Thee, Creature of Darkness, by the Works of Darkness.
I summon Thee, Creature of Hatred, by the Words of Hatred.
I summon Thee, Creature of the Wastes, by the Rites of the Waste.
I summon Thee, Creature of Pain, by the Words of Pain.
I summon Thee, and call Thee forth from Thy Abode in Darkness.
I Evoke Thee from Thy resting-place in the bowles of the Earth.
MAKE. THE DEAD. RISE.
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:56 am
by zoidberg rules
@ Invertin: Maybe you should have called his brother something other that generic name #1 A.K.A. Frank.
Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:59 am
zoidberg rules wrote:@ Invertin: Maybe you should have called his brother something other that generic name #1 A.K.A. Frank.
I think there was a reason for it at the time but now it is just a terrible name choice, I admit.
A: First there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house!
Q: Why are divorces so expensive?
A: Because they're worth it!
NOT SO DISGUSTING BUT STILL RATHER AMUSING!!!!
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: Well that's pretty impressive, but I bet your's can't pick up peanuts!
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:03 pm
I like smile faces, and I also love eating popcorn. Don't you!?
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:53 am
by zoidberg rules
Anyway, I just remembered my dream that I had last night, a friend and I were sitting in a line of forum members, and we were chosen out of all of them to be given a guided tour around Wolfire Games Studios by Jeff and David (I don't know what they look like, so all I ever saw of them was the back of their heads ) Upon leaving the building, we rejoined the rest of the forum members, who immediately started asking what it was like in there, to which I replied only with "I didn't think it was that good, there seemed to be a crippling shortage of beards!"
That's right guys, Jeff, David, Wolfire Games Studios, a load of you forum members and John's beard appeared in my dream last night, just to let you guys know!