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Re: randomness

Post by Freshbite » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:12 pm

Renеgade_Tưrner wrote:JFK said that asshole. You just insulted a guy who got shot in the head. I hope you feel real bad about yourself. ۩
I didn't actually read it so I was really indifferent.

Knowing that you just copy pasted it though, makes me somewhat fuzzy inside.
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Re: randomness

Post by Assaưltman67 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:59 pm

Your profile picture makes me hard :D
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Re: randomness

Post by Renеgade_Tưrner » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:09 pm

Freshbite wrote:
Renеgade_Tưrner wrote:JFK said that asshole. You just insulted a guy who got shot in the head. I hope you feel real bad about yourself. ۩
I didn't actually read it so I was really indifferent.

Knowing that you just copy pasted it though, makes me somewhat fuzzy inside.
Actually I memorized it, handwrote it, created an algorithm to solve for my handwriting, scanned the results on the computer, translated it to Chinese, ran 46 miles to the nearest Chinese translator, had them translate it into numbers, sent it to an encryption agency, locked their encryption in a safe, threw away the key and decryption codes, and launched the safe onto a building. Then I parkoured up the building, cracked the safe, hacked the decryption file, translated the numbers to Chinese, translated it to English, typed it up, and posted it, and destroyed the handwriting algorithm and my computer.
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Re: randomness

Post by Fṛeshbite » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:27 pm

Cool story bro.
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Re: randomness

Post by Grayswandir » Sun Oct 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Renеgade_Tưrner wrote:Actually I memorized it, handwrote it, created an algorithm to solve for my handwriting, scanned the results on the computer, translated it to Chinese, ran 46 miles to the nearest Chinese translator, had them translate it into numbers, sent it to an encryption agency, locked their encryption in a safe, threw away the key and decryption codes, and launched the safe onto a building. Then I parkoured up the building, cracked the safe, hacked the decryption file, translated the numbers to Chinese, translated it to English, typed it up, and posted it, and destroyed the handwriting algorithm and my computer.
...But you forgot to surf the missile with your balls and run along the side of a train while shooting velociraptors with your pulsating penis...so you get a B rank instead of a S rank.
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Re: randomness

Post by Freshbite » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:30 pm

This is getting so out of hand... Image
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Re: randomness

Post by Assaultman67 » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:46 pm

Freshbite wrote:This is getting so out of hand... Image
I'm still pretty hard though ...

This is the kind of randomness that this forum needs
Renеgade_Tưrner wrote:I am not a toy to be messed with...

... If you read this whole thing you are completely retarded...

... frontiers of peace and abundance.
I lol'ed
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Re: randomness

Post by Grayswandír » Sun Oct 02, 2011 11:56 pm

Flying monkeys! Cheese! Peanut butter! Brontosaurus!
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Re: randomness

Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:51 am

That randomness is too forced ... you need to dial that shit back.
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Re: randomness

Post by Fṛeshbite » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:59 am

And then ask it on another date.
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Re: randomness

Post by Renеgade_Tưrner » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:59 am

And then rape it.
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Re: randomness

Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:04 pm

Renеgade_Tưrner wrote:And then rape it.
You can't solve everything by raping it you know. :?
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Re: randomness

Post by zoidberg rules » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:16 pm

Well there goes Ren's philosophy of life...
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Re: randomness

Post by Ragdollmaster » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:29 pm



The guitarist on the right is an English teacher at my school.
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Re: randomness

Post by Freshbite » Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:39 pm

I'm just gonna leave this here. :roll:

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