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And the girls are still ugly as shit:

I be right flustered at that, me mateys. That be an impressive feat, if I never seen one afore.
Arr, the only give away in that thar screenshot that be so realistic be the little red-orange growth amongst the grass. That be a dead indicator that it be from Skyrim.
What be ye expecting, ye little blister? This be Skyrim, and ye be wanting ter go somewhere else fer human characters that be decent.

That terrain is a thousand times sexier than the girl.

Is that girl a real time render?

Holy shit.

I love how humans could just run around dressed like Vikings and shooting arrows into people's knees and yelling at them in real life. The graphics are better I've heard.

I've tried real life, but it's too unrealistic.

Try cleaning your glasses. If you don't wear glasses, buy a pair. And clean them.

No, he's right. The morality system is completely immoral, the learning curve is completely out of whack, and I swear the AI is more frequently bugged than there are trolls in IRC.
I mean, it's like they focused nearly *all* their resources on the graphics, specifically shaders and textures and that, and completely neglected the important details, like correctly functioning character models, or even models that look half human.

Glabbit wrote:No, he's right. The morality system is completely immoral, the learning curve is completely out of whack, and I swear the AI is more frequently bugged than there are trolls in IRC.
I mean, it's like they focused nearly *all* their resources on the graphics, specifically shaders and textures and that, and completely neglected the important details, like correctly functioning character models, or even models that look half human.

Nah man you just gotta use the exploitables to get ahead.

After that it's a cakewalk.

There's exploitables? I tried looking for a walkthrough for some hints but found nothing.
Do tell me all of everything.

Glabbit wrote:There's exploitables? I tried looking for a walkthrough for some hints but found nothing.
Do tell me all of everything.

You have to enter a cheat code before starting the game that lets you be born with good looks, great physiology, and a silver spoon in your mouth.

You did enter the cheat code right?

Assaultman67 wrote: You have to enter a cheat code before starting the game that lets you be born with good looks, great physiology, and a silver spoon in your mouth.

You did enter the cheat code right?

Tell me the code and I will tattoo it on my firstborn while it is still in the womb

EDIT: Did I say womb? I meant pod

I'm all of a sudden not surprised that I have been having touch pad driver issues.

Dudeman wrote:

Assaultman67 wrote: You have to enter a cheat code before starting the game that lets you be born with good looks, great physiology, and a silver spoon in your mouth.

You did enter the cheat code right?

Tell me the code and I will tattoo it on my firstborn while it is still in the womb

EDIT: Did I say womb? I meant pod

I believe it was "Assaultman is a dick".

Reinstalled Deus Ex today after coming home from school. Where the hell did my evening go?