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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:56 pm

Holy shit. I must be super high.

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Re: randomness

Post by Jacktheawesome » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:11 pm

Well one thing that won't get any higher are JackSuck's famous low prices!

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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:09 pm

You know what? I'll take 50.

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Re: randomness

Post by Assaultman67 » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:48 pm

adwuga wrote:Holy shit. 2nd try at the game, and I only watched a few minutes of failed gameplay before. I nearly succeeded my first try, but I messed up by using the hammer.
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After doing this, I looked at the top videos on youtube that were successes. No one was even in the 5000's, only one was in the 4000's(although one guy used glitches to get a perfect 5600(though it was still impressive)).

All the guys tell me I'm good with my hands, but holy shit.

In light of this, Jack, I think I will purchase five JackSucks. Why don't you show me how it works?
So how do you break open the guy's ribcage?

The only way I can do it cleanly without a lot of blood is a quick smash with the hammer.

Then I can use a scalpel to cut the arteries. The heart still is attached in there though. Not sure what is binding it :/

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Re: randomness

Post by Jacktheawesome » Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:10 am

adwuga wrote:You know what? I'll take 50.
Fuck yeah, valued customer.

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:34 am

*Commits suicide by cutting out a pound of his brain*


Two references there. A free JewMoo Vacuum-o-matic 3000 to whoever catches them

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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Fri Feb 01, 2013 6:56 pm

Assaultman67 wrote:
adwuga wrote:Holy shit. 2nd try at the game, and I only watched a few minutes of failed gameplay before. I nearly succeeded my first try, but I messed up by using the hammer.
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After doing this, I looked at the top videos on youtube that were successes. No one was even in the 5000's, only one was in the 4000's(although one guy used glitches to get a perfect 5600(though it was still impressive)).

All the guys tell me I'm good with my hands, but holy shit.

In light of this, Jack, I think I will purchase five JackSucks. Why don't you show me how it works?
So how do you break open the guy's ribcage?

The only way I can do it cleanly without a lot of blood is a quick smash with the hammer.

Then I can use a scalpel to cut the arteries. The heart still is attached in there though. Not sure what is binding it :/
I use the bonesaw for the ribcage. You know, the large, not powered saw. You have to be really careful, but even if you mess up, it's not -1000 like the hammer. You are good with cutting the arteries, you just have to go a little crazy with the scalpel around the base of the heart where the arteries connect. That's why the guy died my first playthrough. I rage quit and murdered him. I figured it out the second time though. I still can't get the heart out easily though.

Also, if you want to safely(but pretty much cheatingly) remove the ribcage and lungs, go crazy on them with the metal cup.

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Re: randomness

Post by Assaultman67 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:25 pm

I tried the bonesaw originally, but it didn't seem like it was cutting when I did a sawing motion on the bones.

Did you move the saw back and forth on the sternum or did you just pound his ribcage in with it.

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Re: randomness

Post by adwuga » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:24 pm

I pressed down at a weird angle so the tip was kind of poking him, then I pulled back.

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:20 pm

Just the tip?

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Re: randomness

Post by Glabbit » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:31 pm

Oh moo, I thought you'd have learnt the power of subtlety by now.

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:18 pm

Lolno





There's no hope for me

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Re: randomness

Post by Freshbite » Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:42 pm

I'm doing good, right?

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Don't you worry, madam. Your husband is in great hands.

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On a more serious note, I can't seem to find a way to rip the heart out of the body. I've cut the four main arteries and still refuses to move. I tried hammering it a few times but to no avail...

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Re: randomness

Post by moomoohk » Sat Feb 02, 2013 4:58 pm

What game is this again?

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Re: randomness

Post by Freshbite » Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:14 pm

- Surgery Simulator 2013 -
http://gamejam.bossastudios.com/

Also, wtf. How did I even?

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