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I'll kill you with a wooden spoon, blindfolded, with my arms and legs handcuffed together!

My general response to something like that is "You'll try, friend... You'll try.", but seeing that evil grin of yours and having experienced your lethally intelligent writing style, I'm afraid to say you won't succeed, for fear of irony.

Glabbit wrote:My general response to something like that is "You'll try, friend... You'll try.", but seeing that evil grin of yours and having experienced your lethally intelligent writing style, I'm afraid to say you won't succeed, for fear of irony.

Good decision - I'd have blugeoned you to death with my tire irony!

OR TIFFANY.
Maybe that's not appropriate... oh wait, this is the Wolfire forums

Ozymandias wrote:I'll kill you with my teacup.

I'll kill you with my mug.

Lol. I read the first few pages, then skipped to the last one, and somehow things have turned into death by various kitchen objects.

lol invertin.

my filosofy: jam serving sppoons up peoples asses and dig in

I'm glad i was born without an anus.

Tüssler wrote:my filosofy: jam serving sppoons up peoples asses and dig in

Tüssler wrote:my filosofy: jam serving sppoons up peoples asses and dig in

And so Tussler continued his world spam tour


Getting back to the topic at hand - I guess they should stop allowing tea cups on planes. Makes me think - my TKD master got stopped getting onto a plane with a pocket knife: the guard was saying "sir, this is a weapon" and so, 90 year-old Korean sensei that he is, he held up his fist and said something along the lines of "this is weapon!"

Needless to say he got taken into custody and missed his flight