Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:29 pm

I thought that was "potatoe"? Meh. Works too.

pyros soul · Post by **pyros soul** » Mon May 21, 2007 6:38 pm

You can stick the controller handles in their mouth and that cuts off most air...or any place the controller will fit

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:49 pm

MONKEYZ RULE wrote: how about that?

I would use the Handles (or in my words the but of the controller) for hitting. I would try to hit him as hard as I could around the head aria until the controller broke or until grey mater starts to slither out.

Against PS enemies I would press the attack buttons when I should.

pyros soul · Post by **pyros soul** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:21 pm

Colicedus wrote:Against PS enemies I would press the attack buttons when I should.

That made me laugh XD

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:35 pm

It's widely known that wireless console controllers are very good throwing weapons. (Certified by Ctrl+Alt+Del

)

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:45 am

Not Really, They have nothing to Pull the controller back with after throwing it and you cant strangle some one with it (thinking along the lines of Batman's Baterang)

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Tue May 22, 2007 8:09 am

this is fuuuuun!!!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:29 pm

MONKEYZ RULE wrote:
this is fuuuuun!!!

That ones easy. Slice n dice!

What about...

THAT! Even you can't make a weapon out of nothing!

I WIN!

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:11 pm

I dunno; what about these:

Put the nothing into a deep cave and say to your enemy, "Bet you won't go into that cave." When he says, "Why, what's in there," you reply, "Nothing."

So he walks into the cave, and disappears into nothingness.

Or make a little cake out of the nothing, and offer it to your enemy to eat. When he asks what it is, you say, "Nothing. Are you afraid to eat nothing, ya big weenie?"

Then he eats it and is consumed by the emptiness within.

Or, slip a bag of nothing in his pants, then get Clover to flirt with him and say, "So let's see what ya got in your pants, Big Bunny."

He opens his pants to display his awesome rabbithood and sees there's nothing in there and dies of embarrassment (or despair).

Or, ask him what could scare him to death. When he says, "Nothing can scare me to death," show it to him.

And if anybody demands to know what you did to kill the poor schmuck, you can just say, "Nothing."

As for slicing and dicing, it's just an ornate form of antique pushpin.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:17 pm

Colicedus wrote:Not Really, They have nothing to Pull the controller back with after throwing it and you cant strangle some one with it (thinking along the lines of Batman's Baterang)

Ultimatum479 wrote:...Barring that, it seems to be shaped much like a Batarang, so use it as one.

I win.

For Monkeyz Rule's challenge, I'd melt it into six massive thumbtacks and punch people with 'em, of course. *sagenod*

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:35 pm

Ultimatum479 wrote:For Monkeyz Rule's challenge, I'd melt it into six massive thumbtacks and punch people with 'em, of course. *sagenod*

Ultimatum wins this round. But what about the spoon I mentioned quite a few posts ago? XD

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:46 pm

Nothing can kill.

Neverending story, short: Nothing eats all in a distant world. Luckily, a fat young worthless geek helps everyone by making stuff up. While reading. Awesome.

Nothing sucks up the damn spacetime. Putting it into the right place, it can inflict lethal spacetime damage.

Atreju owns btw.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:13 pm

An ice cube?

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:36 pm

Put it over someone's head, strap 'em into a chair, unleash the power of the Chinese Water Torture as the ice cube melts. The pain eventually makes 'em go into shock and they die.

You also never specified the size of the ice cube. If it's several cubic meters large, you drop it on the poor fool.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:32 pm

When no size is given, assume the size is Normal™.