Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:38 am

What about my spoon? XD I suggested a spoon back in page 2 and I don't think Colicedus has gotten round to it. Actually never mind. I have a different weapon idea.

Suppose Colicedus were armed with a piece of fruit. How would he kill someone without getting randomly shot by John Cleese?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:58 am

It depends what fruit.

as for the spoon, it depends on the spoon, Desert spoon? wooden spoon? Ladle? table spoon, tea spoon? Spooning spoon?

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:14 pm

Well... suppose Colicedus were armed with... A banana!

Oh come on, we did that last time!

Shut up! We haven't seen his take on a banana assault!

As for the spoon... I wonder what you can do with an ordinary tablespoon.

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:50 pm

Give him a challenge; make him use a spork.

Meet the Spork family:

Stern but lovable Papa Spork, wise and nurturing Mama Spork, Judy the fashion conscious teen Spork, Jimmy the spunky young boy Spork, and Tiny Tine the baby Spork.

Hell, give him something to really test his weaponly wiles:

Presented for your inspection: Rosie the Spoonbill.

pyros soul · Post by **pyros soul** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:00 pm

ohmygoditisabirdeveryonerunawayiforgetthespacebarlol

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:32 pm

Colicedus wrote:Spooning spoon?

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:33 pm

I was wondering about that too.

Spooning involves spooning spoons?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:35 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:I was wondering about that too.

Spooning involves spooning spoons?

or does spooning involve using a spooning spoon which is called a spooning spoon because it's actually a spoon that's been spooned?

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:36 pm

No...just...no...

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu May 24, 2007 9:37 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:No...just...no...

too far? yeah, i agree...

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:52 pm

Colicedus wrote:Desert spoon? wooden spoon? Ladle? table spoon, tea spoon? Spooning spoon?

Around here, dessert spoons and table spoons are the same thing. And didn't you forget "normal" perfectly circular (Not counting the handle) spoons? Well, actually there are more tea spoons than those spoons around here, so you can probably forget that. If those are indeed sugar spoons, tea spoons work just as well.

Stupid spoons. There are only three spoons that stand out from the rest as being the best for the job:

Tea spoon
Table spoon/Dessert spoon
Soup spoon (Even though it's infuriating to use at times.

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:51 am

I GOT ONE!!! Let's give Colicedus the severed hand of Jesse James! (I'm not sure how many of you'll get that one =P)

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:36 pm

Here ya go Sam.

Or is it Max?

pyros soul · Post by **pyros soul** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:26 pm

<---- is cunfuzzled

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Fri May 25, 2007 5:28 pm

Me three.