Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

Post by **David** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:12 pm

Sam and Max found Jesse James' (autographed) preserved hand at a carnival. At least I think that's where they found it... I just remember they kept it above the closet in their office in the new games by Telltale.

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:27 pm

Gigantic image how about that?

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:58 pm

I used that axe in this pic back on Sat Feb 24, 2007 @ 4:53 pm:

What an interesting confluence of events, eh?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:09 pm

David wrote:Sam and Max found Jesse James' (autographed) preserved hand at a carnival. At least I think that's where they found it... I just remember they kept it above the closet in their office in the new games by Telltale.

that's what i remember

anyways, monkeyz, that guitar is awesome...now i wish i could play that thing

it would be cool to have that in L2...it's like turner's carrying it on his back the way guitars tend to be carried and HE WHIPS IT OUT AND STABS THE POINTS INTO SOMEONE'S CHEST!!!! (wow, i never realized how violent guitars can be

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MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:59 pm

Usagi wrote:I used that axe in this pic back on Sat Feb 24, 2007 @ 4:53 pm:

What an interesting confluence of events, eh?

holy carp! (not a typo)

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:32 pm

MONKEYZ RULE wrote: holy carp! (not a typo)

Actually, it's a mud skipper.

NickD · Post by **NickD** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:36 pm

He meant you put two As in "away"... your last word of the quote bubble

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Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:16 am

Because I suck at the guitar I would simply play it and everyone in ear shots head would blow up!
next!

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:50 am

NickD wrote: He meant you put two As in "away"... your last word of the quote bubble .

Wow, this is gettting amusingly confusing, just the way I like it.

MONKEYZ RULE wrote: holy carp! (not a typo)

I wrote:Actually, it's a mud skipper.

I think he meant that "carp" isn't a typo, as in a missspelling of "crap;" I bet he didn't even notice the extra "a" in my guitar-wielding mud skippper. I didn't, until you exposed my culpability!

I think he was aamazed that that I used the same guitar image in February that he did in June.

I also thoughtt he was commmenting on the piscine nature of my axe-wielder.

But you may be right; he may have been shocked that not only would I make such an egregeious errorr but that I would post it twice! I should be in the Shame Log!

But so should you! Theere are alwaays two As in "away!" Wheere's that Superior Oration Bunnny when we neeed him?1!1!?

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:56 am

http://www.queensryche.com/fans/images- ... guitar.jpg
DONT MAKE ME USE IT!

I said next, now, NEXT!

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:24 am

sorrry about thee firsst time, buut i hopee thiss willl woork

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:44 pm

Colicedus wrote: I said next, now, NEXT!

Why should we? You never used the spork, the severed hand, the spoon or the spoonbill we gave you. And you probably didn't finish your peas, or wash your hands first.

And you haven't done anything interesting with the others anyway. Just saying things like, "I'd hit them with the [large, blunt, hard or heavy thing] until they die," or , "I'd stab them with the [pointy, sharp or thin thing] until they die," is hardly creative (on your part) or entertaining (on our part).

Saying you'd play the last one until people's heads blow up is at least funny, and plausible too.

But here's what T would do:
- Dress up in his heavy metal motorcycle armor
- Detach the neck of his autographed Queen's Ryche guitar
- Remove the tuning pegs
- Sneak up behind his enemy (who is also oddly armed with an identical weapon, but I guess great minds think alike)
- Give him a musical tracheotomy

- Clean off the blood
- Reassemble the guitar
- Blame the murder on QR

By this it is clear that T can be labeled an axe murderer.

MONKEYZ RULE wrote:
just the shrunken head, NOT the hand.

There is neither head nor hand here, only a question mark identifying a file not found.

Zantalos · Post by **Zantalos** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:15 pm

Yes, I am very disappointed too colicedus, these are not very good responses. They are pretty lame, often have nothing to do with the object, and you keep randomly skipping them.

Rudel, David, and Jeff do a much better job. I'm sorry to say it, but it's the truth.

You should throw away that last rule and just let anyone play the game, I think it will be much more entertaining that way.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:31 pm

He claims to resemble Doomguy and his old avatar was Duke Nukem, so he's probably much the same as those two in his approach to problems: hit 'em until they stop being problems, inject a heavy dose of sadism about halfway through, and occasionally follow up with a spot of necrophilia and/or something freakishly random for no reason. It's to be expected.

Usagi, the pic's fine even in your quote.

Oh, and by the way, the not-self-proclaimed, not-completely-willing Superior Oration Bunny is, reluctantly, here.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:41 pm

I have not been on as often as usual and generally skip the few I can't be assed reading. And I generally try to keep the use of items as realistic as posable.

BTW Ultimamaboy what ever the fuck your name is, I fucking hate you.
Your The kinda guy who jumps on a band wagon when it comes to hitting a guy down when there is criticism. I could say That everyone hates you on this forum just about, or at some point has.

You should shut your mouth 479!