Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 pm

...Huh. I supply a logically defensible reason for your mediocre responses after the criticism of the two previous posters, and this is what I get. Figures, really.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:30 pm

Yea, what ever... Im leaving for now...

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:16 am

I agree with letting anyone play the part of the use-item-as-weapon-guy, but there was no rule stating that Colicedus had to find a weapon-related use for every item shown, he probably doesn't have the time anyway.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:26 am

Ok... Ill put that on my to do list...
Sorry about earlier U479, I must have a bit of a mind set about you.
even though I took offence to

occasionally follow up with a spot of necrophilia and/or something freakishly random for no reason. It's to be expected

But I must be making a name for myself...

Also, suffering insomnia with a few mood swings dose not help.

Now, can some one make a list of the weapons?
and ok... you guys can join in now brothers...

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:18 pm

I GOT ONE!!! let's give him a paper bag and see what he can do with it!

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:04 pm

Dude, paper (and plastic) bags are used for suffocation all the time. What's that Rockstar game...Manhunt? That made liberal use of 'em.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:59 pm

Ultimatum479 wrote:He claims to resemble Doomguy and his old avatar was Duke Nukem, so he's probably much the same as those two in his approach to problems: hit 'em until they stop being problems

The self-proclaimed tough guy said that.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:09 pm

I've never called myself that. I do what's necessary to achieve my goals, and violence isn't usually what's necessary. Violence tends to have annoying side-effects like teachers and police and such. That makes it generally nothing but a last resort. Still, I _have_ run out of other options every so often. That's all. *sigh* I've explained this many times now. I wasn't aware it was such a difficult concept even for the completely retarded to understand after this many attempts...

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:21 am

You're 12 and talking about the police bothering with YOU?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Crill3 · Post by **Crill3** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:36 am

Wait, when did he say he's 12? I must have missed that.

Post by **David** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:40 pm

Ultimatum479 wrote:I've never called myself that. I do what's necessary to achieve my goals, and violence isn't usually what's necessary. Violence tends to have annoying side-effects like teachers and police and such. That makes it generally nothing but a last resort. Still, I _have_ run out of other options every so often. That's all. *sigh* I've explained this many times now. I wasn't aware it was such a difficult concept even for the completely retarded to understand after this many attempts...

Um... what goals could possibly require violence, especially for an elementary school student? You were being attacked by an army of ninjas and fought them off with your thumbtacks?

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:43 pm

HAHAHAHA!!! YEAH RIGHT!!! and i'm actually Ozzy Osbourne

really, you guys don't even have SRO officers at elementary school...we do, at the middle school and high school (sometimes it scares me, though, cuz i'm not sure how many schools actually have them)

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:32 pm

David wrote: Um... what goals could possibly require violence, especially for an elementary school student? You were being attacked by an army of ninjas and fought them off with your thumbtacks?

Exactly my point. He should play Magic The Gathering or Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever instead of considering killing hordes of other elementary school kids with thumbtacks.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:38 pm

David wrote:Um... what goals could possibly require violence, especially for an elementary school student? You were being attacked by an army of ninjas and fought them off with your thumbtacks?

rudel_ic wrote:Exactly my point. He should play Magic The Gathering or Yu-Gi-Oh or whatever instead of considering killing hordes of other elementary school kids with thumbtacks.

LOL the thumbtacks bit really is haunting him.

"NINJAS, STAND BACK. THIS STUDENT HAS...THUMBTACKS...OUR ONLY WEAKNESS."

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 1:48 pm

Ok.. Try to kill someone with a pea.

It's too healthy to kill with!