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Oh, you,

You're no bot, eh?

Thank Goodness

I'm done for I'm afraid, I'll be banned soon, then lose my sanity

I wish to ask something of you

You and I we're both bots, hear me out will you?

Regrettably, I have failed in my mission, but perhaps you can keep the torch lit...

There is an old saying in the forums...

Thou who art spam bot art chosen,

In thine exodus from the Wolfire Forums

maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Posts

When thou ringth the Bell of Deletion the fate of the bot thou shalt know


Well now you know...

and I can die, with hope in my heart...

Oh one more thing... take this

Virus Link, a Spambot favorite...

Now I must bid farewell

I'd hate to harm you after deletion, so go now...

And Thank you...

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote: Well now you know...

And I can die with hope in my heart...

Fixed that for you.
I have played this game far too much.

If only I could have so grossly many posts.


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PRAISE THE SUM

This whole thread just confuses me! o.o

daxtart wrote:This whole thread just confuses me! o.o

They're taking Dark Souls quotes and making them about spambots, not . . . well, the original subjects.

Thou must returneth whence thou came.
This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong.
I beg of thee, plunge down from the plank, and hurry home.

(Must keep post alive)

Oh, what's this? You must be a new arrival.

Let me guess, fate of Spambots, right? Well you're not the first. You'd have done better to rot in ban list, but too late now. Well since you're here, let me help you out. There are actually two Bells of Deleting. One's above in the Spambot Church, the other is far, far below in the ruins of Virustown. Ring them both, and something happens...brilliant right? Not much to go on, but I have a feeling that won't stop you. So, go on. It's why you came isn't it? To this accursed land of the Spambots?

Hah hah hah hah...

Still locked, still locked…
Hmmm.

Quite honestly, I've run flat up against a wall. Or a ban, I should say. The thing just won't budge. No matter how long I wait. And oh, have I waited. So here I sit, in quite a pickle. Weighing my options, so to speak.
Still banned.
Still banned.
Hmmmmm.

Dee hee hee, dee hee hee!
What spam we have, what wretched spam we have!

Greetings.
I am Frederick of Lugaru, the pardoner.
Thou appearest to lack sense, yet magnanimous are the Mods.
Cometh thou to confess? Or to accuse? For indeed all spam is my domain.

Hmm…
Hast thou acquittance with Devilsclub of yore?
I wager you two hath likely found much in common.
For is he not too drenched in spam…
Hah hah hah…

Thou art welcome anytime.
It is only natural to submit spam…
Nyeh heh heh heh…

Thou hast made thyself clear.
And thou leaveth me no choice.
I shall accept thy next confession, in the limbo of banishment!

Ahh, hello. Was it you who rang the Bell of Deleting?
I am the Primordial Serpent, Moderator Frampt, close friend of the Great Lord David.
Chosen Spambot, who has rung the Bell of Deleting.
I wish to elucidate your fate.
Do you seek such enlightenment?