This seemed appropriate...

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:52 am

Welcome to Gray's Happy Fun Fun Torture Carniva--
Er...In recent light of all the flaming and abuse that Wolfire members have been laying on each other's asses...I have decided to create a light-hearted thread for people's enjoyment revolving around stupid conversations and amusing things I've found all over the interwebernet...
Having a bad day on Wolfire? Come to the Happy Fun Fun Torture Carnival of Wolfire...yeah...
Whoo...nails are in your finger joints, whoo...
So it begins:

HH:because I want to annoy you
LT:homicidal
LT:the only way you could annoy me is if you kill yourself
LT:over a girl
HH:what?
LT:I'm rather easy going
LT:thats the only way you'll annoy me

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For some reason we were discussing Pokémon...

LegacyTyphoon: *rolls eyes*
its still pretty much the same game and they only added minor things nothing really new or entertaining
Korunuigugure: I know that
2:15 PM
LegacyTyphoon: ME WINZ!!
Korunuigugure: Yes, now go play your Gamegirl
LegacyTyphoon: lol HOORAYZ GAME GIRL!!! *OOGLES GAME GIRL*
Korunuigugure: It's just a pink Gameboy
LegacyTyphoon: HOORAY PINK!!! yayayayaya!!! *runs around*
Korunuigugure: for little feminists
LegacyTyphoon: YAY!!! FEMINISTS!!! *fondles a feminist*
Korunuigugure: they don't like women they're all lesbians
LegacyTyphoon: so?
Korunuigugure: ugly lesbians old lesbians
LegacyTyphoon: hooray!!! are you trying to say something?
Korunuigugure: you are a lesbian? Pikachu?
LegacyTyphoon: FINALLY!!! HE SAYS IT!! TAKE ME NOW!!! WANK IT!!! WANK IT!!! PUT IT IN MY FUCKING DIRT BOX!!! yeha
2:20 PM
LegacyTyphoon: I love you. make babies?

After that he stopped responding...
*cries*

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<Grayswandir> Don't you hate it when your relatives come up and ask, "So are you dating anyone yet?"
<Grayswandir> So you grab your sister, wrap your arm around her waist, grab her ass and then say, "Yeah, we're getting married in a week."

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[DJ_Izumi] Didn't you buy the pills that promised to regrow hair on your penis, and enlarge your skull by up to 2"?
[peacecraft] yes

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[Celeste] and here i always thought they were just a pain in the ass...
[peacecraft] in the Ass? Just where are your boobs growing from?

Yeah...those are good for a start...

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:09 pm

......wtf.....and thats ME saying that

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:22 pm

When I return to my computer in Florida, I'll have to post some logs of old convos of freakiness...Mainly with Kevin, probably.

wormguy · Post by **wormguy** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:46 pm

I swear, every time I see my grandparents they ask if I have a girlfriend yet. I don't know whether this is a good or bad thing, although it is slightly awkward and annoying.

Colicedus · Post by **Colicedus** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:34 pm

Good one Grey, that made me feel happy...
I love creepy randomness