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Just post any funny, humorous, weird, or incredibly stupid video game quotes from your favourite characters.

Army Troop (Stubbs the Zombie): "My penis! I mean arm…"

The Sergeants (Halo): "Would you mind not killin' my men?'

Cortana (Halo): "Oh I see… The coordinate data needs to be- *thwack*. Right, sorry…"

Scientist (Stubbs the Zombie): "I must get away… To ponder, and hypothesize!"

Fix-itBot (Stubbs the Zombie): "Stop ruining my finish, it's shiny!"

Fix-itBot (Stubbs the Zombie): "Everything's broken!!"

Teenage Male Guy (Stubbs the Zombie): "He stole my hotdog!"

Fisherman) Hey you, wait a minute, hey arrant you? ah you are, your that scientist chap, Friedman, Fishman, am I right?(HL2:Lost coast)
Night male/female) No tears please, its a waste of good suffering! (UT:04)
Duke) Ill rip your head off and shit down your neck (Duke Nukem 3D)
Tommy) They Ripped off the whole fucking bar! (Prey)
Fisherman) Well done, ya did it lad, this calls for a celebration feast! ...I hope you like, leeches (HL2:Lost coast)

"Oh, look at the sky sir. It's... Clouds.. And birds..." Villager- Fable
"Oh, I see. He's just an old man, he's probably half senile! He won't remember any of this later.... What were we talking about again?" Jolee Kotor

"Carter Bowls to Colicedus, oh no! it hit him in the groin! Ritchy, I have not seen anything so boring since 1982, oh look! a Sea gull!" Age of Unmpire

"names are for friends, so i don't one" hitman blood money:Mr 47

"I know where the exit is!"
"Maybe it was this way.. No, that way... Damnit I forgot!" - City of villains - Random prisoner

San Andreas is a quote-machine.
The characters and voices in that game are awesome.
That includes pedestrians and police

"i want a new fence!"
"but we got one last year when your parents died"
"i want a new fence!"
"oh,dammit"

san andres, some random radio station

Commander Guy (Robin Hood: The Legend of Sherwood): "Bunch of good-for-nothings. Bunch of good-for-nothings. Bunch of good-for-nothings. Bunch of good-for-nothings. Bunch of good-for-nothings. Bunch of good-for-nothings…"

P.S: Sometimes they call the Commander Guy "Governor", and yet I'm pretty sure the same guy got called "Lieutenant" a few seconds later… Swordsmen call him governor, archers call him lieutenant, that's what seems to happen.

"Lazlo, what does f*** me harder mean?"
"Woah, woah, don't drop the f-bomb"
"well, see I either heard it from you or my mom's tennis coach, so I said I heard it from you"

some radio station with a little girl on the line...in GTA: Liberty City Stories

"To serve and protect, to serve and protect, to serve and protect, to swerve and defect, ah, to curve and defect.. Damnit I lost it." Policeman
"Curse you humans!" Crypto
"I could tell you what I was thinking, but then I'd have to kill you." Majestic agent
"Look out boys, I'm going commando!" Woman

^ Destroy all humans 1.

Halberdier (Robin Hood: The Legend of Sherwood): "Sir, at your service sir… Yes sir… On my way sir… Sir, enemies sir… Sir, there's nothing sir… Sir…"

The moral of the story: Is it really necessary to waste time saying "Sir" more than necessary? Stupid military regulations…

"p- Please, no more kicking." - Gretchin
"Whys I walkin!?" - Mad Doc
"Da red ones go fasta!" - Ork Wartrak rider
"WES ALL GONNA DIE!" - Scared ork.

Dawn of war.

invertin wrote:"Oh, I see. He's just an old man, he's probably half senile! He won't remember any of this later.... What were we talking about again?" Jolee Kotor

That's Jolee BINDO, my anti-droid character.

"All I want is world peace...or a piece of the world."

"If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

"The weak only strive to be weaker."

"Win and live. Lose and die. Rule of life."

"We're from _way_ after the day after tomorrow."

"There's a letter here. Shall we burn it?"

"Congrats for finishing the game! Now get a life!!"

"Run, Crono, run!"

"LIKEZ LETS FLY INTO TEH SHIP!" - razerkilla873 from SW:BF 2 ( online quotes =P )

"FUCK! HELP ME! THERE'S A NOOB PILOTING OUR LANDING CRAFT!!!" -Shadowstrikez9 from SW:BF 2 ( all of these guys are from SW:BF 2, this all happened in the same game )

"HAY GUYZ I IN TEH EMPIRE'S ENGINE ROOM IM LEIK PLANTING TEH TIME BOMBS!" -razerkilla873

"But i'm in their engine room... and i don't see anyone here exce- OH DEAR GOD HE'S GONNA BLOW UP OUR OWN ENGINES! SOMEONE TK THAT NOOB!!!" - morbid54

"Woohoo! 14 kills in a row! Nothing can st- *crashes into landing craft*" - boo_11

"Come on, plant this while i watch for rebels" "K!!!" "FUCK THAT'S MY FACE NOT THE LIFE SUPPORT CONTROL!!! *3 seconds later total face explosion*" - razerkilla873 and gamenoble666

"We're unstoppable in a full landing craft! MORE LASERS! MORE MISSILES! MORE- *explosion, two ships ignite* "OOPS SORRY!" - crazypilot3 and razerkilla873

"AHAHAHAHA! I JUST BOMBED A FRIGGN LANDING CRAFT IN THIS Y-WING!!!!!!!" -Shadowragdollmaster ( me yay )

(( in case you don't know, SW:BF 2 is Star Wars: Battlefront 2. this all took place during a space battle. As you may have guessed, razerkilla873 was a complete noob who was a giant liability rather then an asset- at the end-of-the-round scoreboard he had negative 17 kills XD ))