I hate you Dark Souls 2.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Van » Tue Jul 29, 2014 2:44 pm

are you fucking retarded?
I've been reading your posts for a while, but now you've taken it too far, you make useless redundant threads and posts with no content or worth and now you are bagging one of the best games to come out in the last 10 years.
stop.

DS2 forces PvP all the time, whether you're hollow or not.
no
you are wrong

The simple answer is burn a human effigy in any bonfire. It will temporarily prevent invasions.

also

play dark souls 2 in offline mode,

or simply harden the fuck up and fight other men like a man.

fuckin' casul

$50 on PC.

Ass multiplayer.

NO PAUSING.

PvP Favoritism.

Horrible game design.


Why are all hardcore games shit?
you can't seriously be serious with that seriousness that you were trying to convey

ASS mulitplayer? so co - op, pvp, invasions and summoning is shit.
no pausing? hmm yes so when we play pvp or online with sun bros we just pause and leave them there for over 5 minutes. sure
pvp favoristism? ever heard of not being a casul?
horrible game design?! ARE YOU A REAL PERSON WITH EYES AND APPRECIATES LIFE?!
QUALITY voice acting, hours upon hours of gameplay, replayablity with mods and you can summon into other players boss battles and when you own the fuck out of that said boss you can be summoned back into it so you can fuck him again, but harder with sun spear.

mate. all in all here is what you need to learn and do for me okay :)

mocking those who have not yet put in the hours necessary to master it, or those relying on walkthrough guides or Let's Play videos. First used by YouTuber OnlyAfro in his "HE'S BACK" video, originating the popular "Giantdad" PvP character build.
What r u, casul? GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS, BECOME UNSTOPPABLE.

GET GUD, CASUL.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Grayswandir » Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:55 pm

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:03 pm

Van wrote:are you fucking retarded?
I've been reading your posts for a while, but now you've taken it too far, you make useless redundant threads and posts with no content or worth and now you are bagging one of the best games to come out in the last 10 years.
stop.
Oh this made me laugh.

It's FAR from best game in the last ten years.

That title belongs to (In an order):

1: Hotline Miami

2: Arma 3

3: Kerbal Space Program

4: Gunpoint

5: Gods Will Be Watching.

you are wrong

The simple answer is burn a human effigy in any bonfire. It will temporarily prevent invasions.
Noob trap, just like the Emerald Herald mechanic and company of champions, along with the placement of the first area.
also

play dark souls 2 in offline mode,

or simply harden the fuck up and fight other men like a man.

fuckin' casul
I shouldn't have to do any of that. I shouldn't have to play online if I don't want to.
you can't seriously be serious with that seriousness that you were trying to convey
I am seriously.
ASS mulitplayer? so co - op, pvp, invasions and summoning is shit.
Yeah it is, summoning works horribly and Multiplayer is just stupid for trolling's sake.

no pausing? hmm yes so when we play pvp or online with sun bros we just pause and leave them there for over 5 minutes. sure
Yeah because we are ALWAYS getting invaded, and ALWAYS have a Phantom with us and ALWAYS have no distractions while fighting a boss.
ALWAYS.
pvp favoristism? ever heard of not being a casul?
You are everything wrong with:

- Dark Souls

- Hardcore gaming

- Gaming in general.

horrible game design?! ARE YOU A REAL PERSON WITH EYES AND APPRECIATES LIFE?!
Well I have eyes, is that something?
QUALITY voice acting,
Not game design.
hours upon hours of gameplay,
[+] Ahem
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSHHHHHHEEEET
replayablity with mods
All mods are textures, I kid you not.
and you can summon into other players boss battles and when you own the fuck out of that said boss you can be summoned back into it so you can fuck him again, but harder with sun spear.
And? That's not new, you can do that in Hotline Miami with the replay system, which you know, exists.
mate. all in all here is what you need to learn and do for me okay :)
Go on...
mocking those who have not yet put in the hours necessary to master it, or those relying on walkthrough guides or Let's Play videos. First used by YouTuber OnlyAfro in his "HE'S BACK" video, originating the popular "Giantdad" PvP character build.
What r u, casul? GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS, BECOME UNSTOPPABLE.

GET GUD, CASUL.
...

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by underthedeep » Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:36 pm

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Sandurz » Wed Jul 30, 2014 2:13 am

ITT people bitching about Dark Souls being haaaaarerrrrrd.

PVP is fun, but you don't have to participate in it at all. You can just go into offline mode, and be on your merry way.

Also I call bullshit on anyone getting invaded "constantly" if they just started. There are pretty much no invasions until you get to NG+, or if you're in a pvp hotspot at a highish soul memory.

I find it hilarious that of all the bitching about bad game design, nobody hit on the actually shit pieces of game design in DaS1/2, they just complained about the good ones.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by underthedeep » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:03 pm

Sandurz what are you talking about?

There is only one person bitching here, and they created the thread....

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:29 pm

Sandurz wrote:ITT people bitching about Dark Souls being haaaaarerrrrrd.
I don't...
PVP is fun,
Keep pulling ideas out of your ass.
but you don't have to participate in it at all. You can just go into offline mode, and be on your merry way.
I shouldn't have to disconnect my internet to enjoy the game, it's bullshit.
Also I call bullshit on anyone getting invaded "constantly" if they just started. There are pretty much no invasions until you get to NG+, or if you're in a pvp hotspot at a highish soul memory.
I disagree, and even if there aren't there are still noob traps and just bad game design overall.
I find it hilarious that of all the bitching about bad game design, nobody hit on the actually shit pieces of game design in DaS1/2, they just complained about the good ones.
There are no good pieces of game design, it's all ass.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Endoperez » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:59 pm

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:There are no good pieces of game design, it's all ass.
Many people happen to like that ass, so it can't be all bad. You tried and didn't like it and that's fine, but that doesn't mean other people are wrong for liking it. Different people have different tastes.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Grayswandir » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:05 pm

The King's Field/Demon's Souls/Dark Souls games are a series (of storyline unrelated games) that has a "YOU HAVE TO BE THIS TALL TO RIDE" label on it. Just like how you love how hard FTL is, people love how hard Dark Souls is.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:42 pm

Endoperez wrote:
Many people happen to like that ass,
...

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by underthedeep » Wed Jul 30, 2014 7:05 pm

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote: ...
Ok I think we all can agree this thread has flew it's course.

Pheonix doesn't like Dark Souls 2, and will disagree with anyone who finds enjoyment in it or who doesn't share his opinion. He is also very narrow-minded and every time he responds I can't help but convince myself that this guy hasn't even hit puberty yet.


What is left to say?

say it, say it please!

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Retarded Username » Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:34 pm

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote: It's FAR from best game in the last ten years.

That title belongs to (In an order):

1: Hotline Miami

2: Arma 3

3: Kerbal Space Program

4: Gunpoint

5: Gods Will Be Watching

This guy.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Jacktheawesome » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:41 am

I think we can all agree Phoenix is a fucking casul.

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Phoenixwarrior141 » Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:54 am

Retarded Username wrote:
Phoenixwarrior141 wrote: It's FAR from best game in the last ten years.

That title belongs to (In an order):

1: Hotline Miami

2: Arma 3

3: Kerbal Space Program

4: Gunpoint

5: Gods Will Be Watching

This guy.
Gods Will Be Watching is the only indie game harder then Dark Souls.
And I love it...

Don't know where I pulled Arma from to be honest...
Jacktheawesome wrote:I think we can all agree Phoenix is a fucking casul.
Bullshit.
underthedeep wrote:
Ok I think we all can agree this thread has flew it's course.

Pheonix doesn't like Dark Souls 2, and will disagree with anyone who finds enjoyment in it or who doesn't share his opinion. He is also god and every time he responds I can't help but convince myself that he is our lord and savior.


What is left to say?

say it, say it please!
Let me edit that for us all...

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Re: I hate you Dark Souls 2.

Post by Endoperez » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:04 am

Phoenixwarrior141 wrote:Gods Will Be Watching is the only indie game harder then Dark Souls.
And I love it...
I dunno, there's too many indie games to keep track of. For example, I'd claim that "I wanna be the guy" is harder. Perhaps Super Meat Boy too, although it's much easier. VVVVVV too, although the generous save points help there. Even Flappy Bird is unfairly difficult in a way that Dark Souls series isn't.

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