What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

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Post by Crill3 » Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:13 pm

I did this (scientific, I'm sure) test a long time ago, I think I got
about 40%

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Post by invertin » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:16 pm

I actually failed when it came to brains and physical skill, not the family and friends parts.

Don't get me wrong, I do care, but if there's a zombie infestation? I'm not running for someone who is probably going to die. and if they don't, they'll be fine without me.

I couldn't imagine V-nix not being able to defend himself in a zombie infestation.

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Spartan X would be doomed though.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:23 pm

nerodx wrote:57%...i can use a gun well and know how to handle things
Sorry for being rude but my bullshit sensor just went off.

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Post by zatoichi » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:25 pm

Sorry for being rude, but you're a jackass. :D
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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:26 pm

Yeah but I know that because I do it purposefully.

What he said is still bullshit. Lolz

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Post by nerodx » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:28 pm

lol your mean, my grampa has guns that i shoot when i go to his house. hes got a pistol and a rifle and i shoot at what we think was a washingmachine....you know how to work a gun?

oh. and i said i can HANDLE a gun, i didnt say the one where you get headshots left and right....oh and i put the "kinda" one for bombs too cause i dont know how to make a real bomb but i know how to cause smokes and small grenade like thingies....meaning putting flamable deoderant in a shoe and lighting the lace on fire.....it works sometimes...

and i do well under pressure so mleh...i cant see you surviving either

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:47 pm

I didn't say i would. Be realistic. We'd both die. lol

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Post by v-nix » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:12 pm

ok i have a zombie plan.. BUT i need to know whatsort of zombies we are talking about here, the classic-slow ones or the fast-never-run-out-of-stamina-28-days-later-zombies? cause i need to be prepared for both but just for referance

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Post by Blorx » Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:33 pm

honestly, I can handle a gun but hell, I'd be dead during reload time...or my hand would be too shaky to be accurate

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Post by invertin » Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:58 am

I know alot about guns, but I've never actually seen or touched real ones.

Just info from games and wikipedia (don't ask why I was wiki-ing about guns).

I would be screwed with a shotgun though, those things are powerful, but the reload takes too long, and I don't work that well under pressure.

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Post by NickD » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:08 pm

80% chance biaches :P .

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Post by The_Architect » Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:10 pm

zatoichi wrote:85%. But that doesn't take into account the fact that I own the zombie survival guide and have a detailed zombie apocalypse plan.
LOL! i have that too! but i got a 44%... I care for people...

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:52 pm

Speaking of bombs, I've got the general idea of a molotov (Which might actually be possible to sing to the tater song… Pour it, wax it, stick it in the bottle…) and I'm pretty confident I could make something go boom-boom given an aerosol can, a candle, some string, and a swiss sword knife that actually works.

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Post by David » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:56 pm

The problem with bombs is that the learning process is pretty dangerous :) It is easy to make something explode, hard to make it explode at the right time.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:04 pm

Indeed, that crosses my mind every time I think of testing my aerosol can molotov cocktail in the back yard.

However, it shouldn't be too dangerous unless you put the waxed string fuse in the wrong way, while it's lit. :roll:

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