Slightly worried about my sanity

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Post by Dudeman » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:46 pm

yes. yes it is.

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Post by Chainsaw man » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:41 pm

It would seem Invertin has been exposed to the Radiation of Mutant Hentai p0rn.

When looking must ware safty equiptment, or your sanity will be alterd Dramaticly.

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Post by invertin » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:12 pm

It's a robot with random tentacles. No rape involved, rape is not for robots...

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Post by Glabbit » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:44 am

unless they are the culprit of same.
This cannot give them pleasure, however, thus the blame will remain at the programmer's side.

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Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:57 am

Chainsaw man wrote:It would seem Invertin has been exposed to the Radiation of Mutant Hentai p0rn.

When looking must ware safty equiptment, or your sanity will be alterd Dramaticly.
Its too late for me now, i've spent too much time with invertin, it's...too...late...for...me.........leave...without...me...*dead*

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Post by Glabbit » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:20 pm

Leave? Whatever for? This place has mutant hentai pr0n and tentacle robots!
And tea and biscuits!
And just my kind of people!
*sips tea while amusedly watching zoidberg froth at the mouth*

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:28 pm

No, no...this, is a robot being raped by tentacles:
Image
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What, you thought I'd actually post a robot being raped by tentacles?
That kind of picture is for my own private collection.
Yes, yes...yes, my precious...

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Post by Glabbit » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:05 pm

Hurrah! more random ridiculous sadomasochism!
*munches biscuit*

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Post by Makrond » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:22 am

Hehehehe...

That reminds me of me and my best friend... violence is fun.

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by Glabbit » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:40 am

PtahahahHHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAH I'm going nuts nuts nuts... Nuts! To nut, I nut, you nut, To nut, nut, nutted, Walnuts! coconuts, swallows, invisible horses and flying cows! Wooden rabbit, haha, Nuts! Printer won't stop... to stop... stop stop stop... I stop, you stop stop...
STOP!
Can't get -stop- flash back onto my -stop- computer.... stop stop...
homework...-stop- piling up... -stop-
Grade failure... stop...
stopping people stomping me... stop...
haha, stopstop, hah, going swimming... stop...
Flat world with witchcraft and curfews... Turtles!
Orang utans are not monkeys... Stop!
To wash the movement of air...
Rince... haha Stop! ha

YARYARGARBL! Printer won't print my stopping homework...
STOP!

...hammertime.






...and then to think that that's going slightly more back on-topic...

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by Lotus Wolf » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:54 pm

:shock:

yes... that is on topic isn't it...
so is this:

The creepy little goblin that lives in a hole in the floor under my bed has been keeping my up lately... it seems he wants some butter for his grout... and a spoon to stir it with... he won't shut up, and last night he threatened to strangle me if i didn't go get him a fork. i told him that if i got him a fork i would find it ground into a stump, and lying in my carpet, with half dried oatmeal on it. his only reply was: oh no... me doesn't break fork no mores, dey ony need for eat da ramen noodles usur gava me last tueseday.

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by invertin » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:59 pm

You want insanity? Here you go.

Ehehe.. Ha.. Wait.. Wait, stay.. No, go- STAY! Stay, but.. Over there.. Stay with me, but over there..

When people get close I get nervous.. I get scared, and when I get scared, they get scared, and when they get scared, bad things happen.. Bad, bad. NO! WRONG! BAD!

..I shouldn't have done it.. Heh.. No.....

Hehehehehehehehe.. AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by Lotus Wolf » Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:16 pm

Isn't that closer to the term Skitsofrantic? (Cant spell it correctly it seems...)

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by Chainsaw man » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:18 pm

Here is the most sane thing I have come up with.

Everyone is a mindless drone of the Collony of man. We asume we know who our Queen ant is, but we really don't. These master minds control us though our altar of the modern age, or should I say,
our TV sets, they guide us to hate one another, and influence us to take substances that quench our desire of freedom. So gladly we take these gifts with our meningless currency.

We ignore the suffering and putrid genosides that take place. Rape, inconsentual torcher, murder of the inocence, yet we stand by and do nothing, but you dont, because your as good as a passive nutterd bull out on the prairy. We just do as the box says, Spend our blood earnd cash on unclean food, cause there is a chance we will live. instead we let our spirits be eaten away, and reduced to ashs.

We live to be the Worker, ocasonaly getting the chance to be the slaver, or the many atoms of the Military mussle. Despite our pride, we keep forgetting that everyone is a rat in the rat race.
In the end, it dosent matter. we all Exsist to keep our Queen welthy, and we fuck each other like horny animals only to stregthen the ranks of the greater evil that controls us.

If we were man enough to do anything, it would be to hold your head up high and cut your throte.
To bleed like an Islamic Cow onto the dirt bellow. and you know whats strange? I feel fine :lol:

Hows that for some insanity?

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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity

Post by Lotus Wolf » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:05 pm

Actually, thats the best metaphor for modern day life I've ever heard! :shock:

Mind if i quote you on that?

(As an after thought) Did you write that yourself?

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