Okay, so I was playing around with some Linux binaries, and I came across some code that seemed a little bit familiar. I looked a bit closer, and yes, there were some amazing similiarities between old Linux binaries, and Vista's new .exe format (if you don't understand that, try running the Vista Spider Solitaire on XP. It'll never work).
So, with a little bit of elbow grease, way too much spare time, and a lot of broken keyboards, this is my result:
