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I have a rant.

I am at the moment visiting my grandmother in Hic county (the South)
I have discovered there are allot of 7 Day Adventist around. My Grandmother is too a part of there ranks. This is what I know think of Adventist after having to go to church and sit though a Doomsday video that could cause bleeding of the eyes due to some of the worst acting.

I am Still a believer of Erich von Däniken's and Charles Darwin theories.
That said, I'm not blind. But my opinion on the Church:

Frighting! For one, they don't know how to read a book! Rather than from cover to cover, they jump from Page to page, and read a small verse. If I must say about my experience at the church, I found it sickening, and an Insult to human kinds ability to think. They tell there children "Jesus told the bird to make a nest" and "told the fish to swim" and that "lore is fiction" and that "the Bible is the total truth and everything else is questionable". It did not give me any answers, just feed me anger!
They also confuse the fact in there Owen literature by saying "Jesus is god" and I'm like, "Um... no it says here 'Jesus is the Son of God' he is NOT God"

It looked more like a socal life to me. Listen to bullshit. Finally coming home, my Grandmother suggested I look at this video, it is called "THE FINAL EVENTS of Bible Prophecy" hosted by Pastor Doug Batchelor. As I said before, the acting could cause bleeding of the eyes. I assume you lot don't know EVERYTHING on that, so I'm just gonna say what I came to a conclusion of:

God is a Psychopath that loves to watch his children suffer.

1.) Satin rebelled, apparently because he was jealous of Jesus, Adventists say he was jealous of another Archangel, later on accusing God was UNFAIR. I have met some True Satanists. They are some of the most sane people I have met, Believing that God Was indeed unfair and that Satin was just in his cause. personally I take no sides. Satan was kicked out but took 2/3rds of the angels.

2.) Assuming God exists: Gods ability to mater his children started as far as they have told was with the Great flood. Apparently they have found the arc. but I really doubt it was THE arc Noah took every animal in.
According to what was told, the arc was boarded up so the evil doers couldn't get in. Evil doers that were his children.

3.) Then, there is Jesus and his Crucifixion. Personally I believe that there was a Jesus, the only things that were mystical about him was maybe his birth, but as far as I know, Marry was probably up to antics, its a bit of a myth that Penetration is the only way to cause pregnancy. Fact has shown that sperm can live for under a week.

4.) There are more things that unfair bastard did, but I wont go into further Detail, lets just say they involve big beams of light from the sky that destroyed city's like Sodom, the description reminds me of UFO Laser beams not saying they are or ant).

5.) then apparently Jesus is gonna return and save us, but he is Really Satan, And the Adventists are gonna turn around and say "that's not Jesus" then there gonna get persecuted, and its gonna be dangerous for them to be Cristian. Then finally a big string of natural Disasters are gonna string in.

6.) Satin Jesus is gonna then gonna tell everyone to kill the Adventists.
Then In the nick of time the Adventists are gonna be saved by a big rainbow bubble. then the Dead will rise from there graves. To cut a long story short. All the Sinners (apparently we are children of God, sinners are no acceptation) will be all ordered dead.

7.) Satin will be the only one left, with no one to manipulate and is gonna be all alone. then 2000 years later the Battle of Armageddon will begin. All the Dead have come back from the dead and there gonna see this Boring golden city called New Jerusalem and there gonna hate god for not letting them in. To cut a long Epic short, God kills everyone in hell fire. Letting the lest suffer lest and the Really fucked up suffer the worst, then letting Satan suffer even worst.

If you could do that to your children you have to be Fucked in the head.
Death for Stealing? Death for not reading a bunch of BULLSHIT! God is a mad hatter that only has a place in NGE, that is assuming he is not a made up being.

I Fear Christians because they hear two voices in there head they think. The Devil and there Angel. It makes me wonder how many of them a really Schizophrenia. And do you think that people are stupid enough to follow these deity's world wide? if some guy on the News was claiming he was JESUS and was performing miracles, what are you REALY gonna do?

Evolution on the other hand is proven to an extent.
Selective breeding is already proof as it is. And Erich von Däniken's theory makes some sense if combined with any religious material. To me, the bible is an Old history book, written by the victorious Romans, and changed over the years.

What do you guys think?

that's messed up, I'd be lying to say I didn't think anyone thought like that, but still I went to a seventh day adventist school for about a year a long time ago, and they seemed perfectly normal.

Man.. why do I always find the Insane people?
I do have referances though. And Might I add, the Pastor that Hosted the Video: Doug Batchelor REALY Reminds me of The Main Antagonist Kane from Command and Conquer: Tiberium sun?

ROFLMAO Kane...

Yeah, Seventh Day Adventists are for the most part either completely insane or fairly normal. The crazy ones are in charge though.

The ones that are really scary are some of the crackpot splinter sects of Seventh Day Adventists; you know, the ones that are trying to breed red cows. Don't ask.

Ultimately, Adventism is based on the Book of Revelations, but they've twisted the events to make out that only Adventists will be saved because they know the Truth.

The Book of Revelations is just some drugged-up hippy's version of Ragnarok.

Ragnarok was fucked up in the first place.

Vikings are wierd.

I propose Mormonism.

Makrond wrote:ROFLMAO Kane....

He Dose man

Yeah, Seventh Day Adventists are for the most part either completely insane or fairly normal. The crazy ones are in charge though..

my Grandmother must be on top of the food chain...
She was always adventist she says. My mum was raised under adventism, but rebelled. There are allot of mental scars involved in her upbringing.
Some things I won't go into. My Grandmother had a miscarriage when she was younger, and has always believed this dead baby will be given to her in the Golden city. my mother on the other hand was always treated like the black sheep, and her brother, was treated like the blue eyed child. My Grandmother sounds to me like a nut case. Not to say I don't love her, its just her flaws stand out.

The ones that are really scary are some of the crackpot splinter sects of Seventh Day Adventists; you know, the ones that are trying to breed red cows. Don't ask.

Red Cows? I have Heard of Red Angus. but please, I ask...

Ultimately, Adventurism is based on the Book of Revelations, but they've twisted the events to make out that only Adventists will be saved because they know the Truth.

I noticed that, they cant read a book right...

The Book of Revelations is just some drugged-up hippy's version of Ragnarok..

Drugged up... man, My Grandpa has told me of all these Preachers Daughters dieing from an Over dose of something, (he too use to be a member of the church)

Ragnarok was fucked up in the first place.

I studied Norse mythology at primary school, I hear ya...

Wow, they take second place for most retarded Christian group. First place goes to the Westboro church. If you don't know, they are the ones who think that gay people are resopnsible for everything bad, including the war, and Hurricane Katrina, and the tsunami. That's all I'm able to understand about them anyway, the rest is all like "We go to heaven and youuuuu donnnn'tt. Nah nahnah nahhhh nahhhhhhhh."

Anyway, I'm still Christian because I still believe god made the Earth and Jesus died for us and heaven and all of that stuff. But I think I've decided to not see God as a current influence on my life. Like I don't like the idea that I'm not in complete control of my life, and that someone is influencing me to do things. I prefer not to think I'm being influenced or judged. That whole, "All ways watching thing," gets me a little worried.

lets put it this way.
You are part of a Family of brothers and sisters, they are all the Childeren of god, as like you. God is your father. one of your brothers is the good boy however who follows his fathers wishes.

You all mess up unspoken rules you found no reason to follow.
Because punishing you all would be to easy, you all have to witness your kindest Brother be Nailed to a Wall, and beaten to Death. all you had to do is watch, is that a Loving God?

Editted because of random typo

OMG NOOOOOOO!!!!

How dare you fail Jesus!

(Note: OMG! I can look at the funny side of mispelling!)

Being failed to the war and beet to death is pure ownage. It even involves being killed by a vegetable!

What? 0.o

"Failed to a wall and beaten to death"

They're mocking your spelling.

I'd mock you too, but I have infact been failed to the wall in the past.

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