Girl troubles

[Glabbit]

Life's a bitch and then you marry one and then you die.

...I forget where that quote was from...

[pyros soul]

I currently have a woman problem, but it's not really the woman.

I am currently "Interested" in this one girl, but so is my friend.

My friend is full of social fail, but I don't really like taking chances.

Should I stand by and watch him fall, or try to snatch my prize while I can?

[nerodx]

Oh that's happened to me, try and get your friend interested in someone else. That way he won't care nearly as much when you ask her out.

[Renegade_Turner]

Kill them both and eat their intestines.

...

I'm not very good at this, am I?

[BunnyWithStick]

Make sure you wash them first.

[Blorx]

ehmm...washing them won't do anything unless you gut them first
haha

[Glabbit]

Wash, Kill, Wash, Gut, Wash, Cook, Wash, Eat, Wash.
Good enough? =3

...Yeah, you need to drink a lot to get that last one...

[Count Roland]

just hire a raccoon to do all the washing for you and you should be fine.

[Chainsaw man]

Yea, eat the Racoon too. than youll be like a Hillbilly.

[Renegade_Turner]

Then eat yourself. Problem solved and no evidence. Perfect crime. ******* you genius.

[Grayswandir]

Then eat yourself. Problem solved and no evidence. Perfect crime. Hackett you genius.

Or get your friends to eat you, that way, you solve your problem and you give your friends a going-away meal.

[Renegade_Turner]

Always one step ahead of me is Grayus Swandirus. You were always the more generous one.

[Blorx]

I currently have a woman problem, but it's not really the woman.

I am currently "Interested" in this one girl, but so is my friend.

My friend is full of social fail, but I don't really like taking chances.

Should I stand by and watch him fall, or try to snatch my prize while I can?

did you ever solve this problem...over the past...2 weeks?

[Chainsaw man]

No, hes been playing Musical beds, and will probobly end up eather owing each of them rediculous amounts of child support. Ether that or hell become a Poligamist and use his newly obtained women and childeren to build a Impentrable fortress, then once he finishes the compound hell make an Inbreed family and use them for slave trade and the PST.co (Pedophila Sex Trade Corperation)

only 9 more months

[Mike_Cuzins]

I FORGOT TO UPDATE EARLIER:
I dumped her 2 weeks ago...
It wasn't easy for either of us.
I took her to this cafe, and she got an orange juice and i got a coke.
after talking for an hour about or relationship i decided it was time to say what I came to say...
but then the cafe started playing that song by Moby with the moody piano and the lyrics: "Why does my heart, feel so grey, etcetc..."
so I took her to a park nearby and we sat in the sun and talked another hour and a half.
She knew what was coming, and was trying to convince me otherwise. I was so nearly swayed but I kept my goal in mind. I knew that while I was going out with her, I didn't want to go out with her.
So I attempted to say "I'm sorry but I don't like you as much as I used to, I have so many other things on my mind at the moment etc" but she didn't let me finish... we talked the final 30 minutes and I said "I'm sorry but I'm just not up to a relationship anymore."
...
silence...
she looked at me and nodded slowly, then got up and walked off.
I felt terrible, I knew a friend was in the area, so I called him, as he was coming to meet me, he saw her walking on the footpath REALLLLLY slowly, with her head down. and he showed me how she was walking. I felt terrible.

Oh well, it's been two weeks. I MUCH prefer being single. so many more possibilities without limitations. I'm glad I broke up with her.

and that is the story of the first girl I have ever dumped