i got the oddest txt message today

[Chainsaw man]

Well ok then Mr Ren "I got a Physisist named Gordon Freeman for a Mother "

Well, actually, my mother is Physics and Applied Mathematics professor, and has a Masters Degree in Physics...however, her name isn't Gordon Freeman. It's Mary. Oh, she doesn't believe in the possibility of time travel either.

That was a Sarcastic Joke.

Turnner Lets hear you Theroy on Time Travil, and the Space time continunum? You got one?

I have a theory. I theorise that time travel is quite impossible.

Objection... we are time traviling as we speak, we are moving to what apears to be forward in time.

I have a theory. I theorise that time travel is quite impossible. That's far more logical than making up some ridiculous theory. You're just making guesses. Normally, theories are based on evidence. Yours is based on nothing. Why would I write a thesis about time travel? It's silly. It's like writing a thesis about the existence of ghosts.

Acording to some tests, ghost hunters have messured the existence of something that is what people belive to be a ghost, maybe your an Advenist who thinks a ghost is the devil. At this presint moment of time, that has nothing to do with Capatalist Alchemist's turning poop into gold.

Anyway, I admit, Hypothosy might have been a better word, and the evidence I have seen may be iffy to other people.

...and what's a continunum?

Im sure you can work around typos... Come on, spell it out and use your logic...

Whats that ? Whats that Ren? HA nothing...
At least Im prepared to put something forward than be afrade of being wrong!

Wow, you think that 7 hours without a response means I'm not responding? Your life must revolve around these forums.

Considering you have been on the Forums since then, surely you could have responded, fair enough, you've had some time to think about a decent response.

[Renegade_Turner]

Well ok then Mr Ren "I got a Physisist named Gordon Freeman for a Mother "

Well, actually, my mother is Physics and Applied Mathematics professor, and has a Masters Degree in Physics...however, her name isn't Gordon Freeman. It's Mary. Oh, she doesn't believe in the possibility of time travel either.

That was a Sarcastic Joke.

*Bangs head off a desk*

Objection... we are time traviling as we speak, we are moving to what apears to be forward in time.

We're living. That's obvious. But we can't move back in time or move to a point in the future or move into another reality. Don't be silly.

Acording to some tests, ghost hunters have messured the existence of something that is what people belive to be a ghost, maybe your an Advenist who thinks a ghost is the devil. At this presint moment of time, that has nothing to do with Capatalist Alchemist's turning poop into gold.

Yeah, I figured you probably believed in ghosts too.

Im sure you can work around typos... Come on, spell it out and use your logic...

And I'm sure you can learn to spell and stop butchering the English language. Come on, you're not that stupid. Are you?

Considering you have been on the Forums since then, surely you could have responded, fair enough, you've had some time to think about a decent response.

Nope. I responded to your posts the second I saw them. Nice try clutching at straws though. Aww, you're not very good at this, are you? Here's some advice. Try not digging yourself any further into a hole with your false claims.

[Glabbit]

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I think someone needs to change that 'Gramps' title and change it to something like 'Butcher'. 'Butcher of noobs'.
Renegade_Turner. Beware of him.
Butcher of noobs.
Be. Wary.

[Renegade_Turner]

But that title is scary. ):

[Glabbit]

xD

I was totally not expecting a post from that direction.
+5 funny, +10 epicness.

[BunnyWithStick]

Colicedus isn't a noob, so it should really just be "Butcher of everyone".

Ren is indiscriminate in his butchering.

[Renegade_Turner]

Not true. I don't ever do it to Grayswandir or Viking Zippy or Jendraz or Silb or David or Jeff. It's because they're nice people, and they're not idiots. For the most part I don't do it to you or Glabbit anymore either.

[Glabbit]

anymore

...I don't remember being butchered by Ren...

...wait...

Does that mean I'm still owed a butchering?
*nearly trips over his feet while running away*

[Count Roland]

I don't believe I've been butchered.

[Renegade_Turner]

I's not a butcher.

[Lotus Wolf]

its ok Ren, i don't think you're a butcher.

[Glabbit]

Yes.

...but let's hide the butcher knife anyway...

[Chainsaw man]

Im just getting warmed up, I do how ever find it laughable that your trying to get some inteligent conversation out of me, considering I probobly do not have the same amount of education.

If anything, some one might consider your trying to compensate for a lack of Selfestime by "kicking some ones sand castle" so to speak. Your not one to let an idea be? The minute you see something in your mind as Foolish, you seem to want to change it, or fix it? some times you cant, and all you feel is anger? And then you lash out?! I see a patern! Am I right? Please tell me I was right if Im right... Im sure some of that may be a bit scketchy...

Oh well, Ill see this to the end... I do like watching your humaness, its quite ammusing.

Objection... we are time traviling as we speak, we are moving to what apears to be forward in time.

We're living. That's obvious. But we can't move back in time or move to a point in the future or move into another reality. Don't be silly.

Well, we are always in the Present while living, but the present is always moving forwards.
You cant escape the present moment, no mater how much you atempt to run from it.

Acording to some tests, ghost hunters have messured the existence of something that is what people belive to be a ghost, maybe your an Advenist who thinks a ghost is the devil. At this presint moment of time, that has nothing to do with Capatalist Alchemist's turning poop into gold.

Yeah, I figured you probably believed in ghosts too.

Objection,that is your asumption based off a prejudus. You think because I put forward the concept of time travil being possable that that makes me a fool, Phillosihpers and Scentests have played around with the idea of manipulation of Time for Decades, probobly predating Neuton and Enstine, if I am a fool for doing such act, than Enstines a Moron, and Jesus is a Heathan. Whats more, I put forward (Quite Neutraly I will add) a fact that is an acountable fact as well, about the possablilty of Ghosts existing, Quite a passive way of saying your thinking is a pile of shit, to be frank. You also IGNORED the fact that it has absolutly NOTHING (0) to do with the Topic at hand.
You seem to Ignore the facts when it best suites you. Chances Are your likly to try and push the idea as a means of forum humiliation. If I am Strait up, I WILL NOT State my opinion on the existance of ghosts, or the Existance of the Pink invisable Unicorn! I will state that you go for some cheep tactics, SHAME ON YOU .

[invertin]

Not true. I don't ever do it to Grayswandir or Viking Zippy or Jendraz or Silb or David or Jeff. It's because they're nice people, and they're not idiots. For the most part I don't do it to you or Glabbit anymore either.

You better not butcher me.

Then you'll feel the fire.. The beautiful fire....

Anyway I always believed that time is an unchangable uncomprehensable uncontrollable line that just goes straight on forever. Well, until reality stops, but that's probably impossible.

Ghosts.. I do believe there's something going on we don't understand in some cases, but not the dead coming back in the form of invisible people reliving (reydying?) the same moment over and over.

Just seems depressing.

As for time-travel, in theory once you reach a certain speed everything else would go backwards, but most likely once you reach a certain speed everything else appears to stop until you are no longer moving at that pace, and at that point that's the closest you could get.

(Why are there all these films were someone freezes time by going quickly? They'd have to continually move that fast for the entire thing, and they obviously stop and move normally, when it should be- HOLY CRAP ROUND THE EARTH TOO FAST FOR GRAVITY AAAAAAAHHHHHH)

That and even if Time Travel were possible in the form of moving that quickly, it would take a massive amount of resources to maintain that speed, and there would be no way of going back to the future (GIGAWATTS!?) except waiting all that time.

Also, Colic, you have to remember that we are just communicating through text. Whether or not Ren is angry at you is impossible to say unless he says- "YOU F***KER" or something like that.

Plus he did the winky smily face. Winky smily faces are not a sign of anger.

[Count Roland]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJNd2kKmnH0 speaking of butchers lol