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>Revive Thread
-K. LOL NECROPOWAR
>Start
-NO.
>Why not?
-COS U ALREYD PLAYNIG
>I am?
-YES HUNGRY TABEL COMES TO EET U
>Eat table
-U STOMAHC ASPLODE. U DAI LLOL
>Call ambulance before I die
-LOLK. ABULANCEM DRIVE OFER U. U NAOW DED & FLAT & DAED AN NOT A ZOMBEEE.
>Become the main character of an anime, thus miraculously survive somehow with a lengthy explanation later?
-NO LOL. I WIN.
>Curses.
-KUSO, SHIT, KURWA-
>Shut up.
-K.

Glabbit wrote:>Become the main character of an anime, thus miraculously survive somehow with a lengthy explanation later?

yup

>Don't go off-topic, now.
-YA COS IL KIL UK? LOLOL

>Is it even possible to go off topic here!?
-LOL
>I'll be back in a sec, homework
-LOL SEX
>Quit
-KTHXBAI

>Hey, you.
-YAWUTLOLZ
>Go finish Invertin's homework for him.
-K. GO MRDERU VERTNUT. BRB LOLZ
>No, wait, STOP!

> KA SHOVEL!
- *CLANG*
> Anyway, uh... You got any horror stuff?
- LOLYES
> Start horror mode then.
- ROFL
U R IN A HOWSE. ROOM IS DARK. TABLE.
> Uh. Table not hungry?
- CORRECT U GAYN XP.
> What?
- OH. MY. DOG. I SAID GAYN ROFLMAOLOLBLATASTICALNATIONALBLAH.
> Look around.
- TO DARK.
> Open window.
- LOLUTRIPPED.
> ACTIVATE LIGHT WITH EYEBEAMS!
- LITE ACTIVATED. LOL I SPELED RITE.
> Look
- ROOM IS LITE NOW. ALSO, DOOR.
> Open door.
-DOOR IS EVIL OH TEH NOES DOOR EATS YOU'RE FACE U DYE.
>...
- U WERE SCARED.
>...
- I CAN TEL.
> Ugh. Quit please.
- OH MY DOG U SAID TEH PASSWORD!
> Uh, Password? I say quit all the ti-
- LEVEL 2!
> GODAMNIT QUIT GAME!
- AW.

invertin wrote:- ROOM IS LITE NOW. ALSO, DOOR.

> Most epic sentence in that game session.
-WUTLOL?
> Look around.
- U SEA A NARTIST AT WERK, WRKIN HIS PAINTN. HE IS IN A ROUM. ROEM IS DRARK.
> Walk into room.
- NO LOL
> Why not?
- U LREDY INIT LOLOL
> Ask painter why he's working in the dark.
- HE STARS U IN TH EYE AN LUKS ANGRERY AN SAYZ: "Because I am creating world's first glow-in-the-dark ghost portrait, my good fellow, what? Care for a cup of tea, ey? Whatwut? LOL". THEN HESHOUWZ U HIZ PAINTNI.
> Look at painting.
- IT IS A GOST. GOHST ATTACX!
> Dodge ghost.
- GHOTSO IS BACKS INTO PAINTIN FORM.
> Hit artist over the head with the painting.
- NARTIST IZ RLY KUNG-FU MASTRE. HE KIL U LOLOL U DIE
> Quit.
- LEVEL 2!
> What?!
- U R IN KUNGFU DOHJOH. U C NINJAZ.
> Wait, how are there ninjas in a kung-fu dojo?
- NINJAZ ATTAX!
> Become the main character in an anime and use extreme sports skills I didn't know I had to defeat the obviously much more experienced ninjas.
- NINJZ DED. LOL. U GUD AT THIZ.
> Look
-U SEE DOR AT OTHER SAID OF ROMO
> Go to door.
-SHANDLELIER DRUPS FRM CEELING AS U WALK U DAI LOL I WIN.
> ...
-YYAYAYAY LOLOLOL
>End game.
-LEVEL TREE!
*** Player one has left the game ***
- WTH?!!!!