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Rules are as follows:

Try to be fair.
Don't put words in another Roleplayers mouth.
Try to use only ONE character.
Follow the forum rules.

And that's it. You don't have to write a character sheet or anything. This is an experiment to see if we can get this random and FUN!

I'll start:

"A dark, mysterious man walks into the dry and empty saloon. Wearing a hooded cape, you can barely see his face. He slips down on a chair in the empty corner. He looks as though he's waiting for someone, or someTHING."

im not sure how to play this game, but ill take a shot at it anyways

"chuck norris comes in the door. "You got the stuff?" he asks Chuck. "aw, yea," chuck replies. "close your eyes." the mysterious recieves A ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE FACE!!!

this is how to play, huh?

Hm, yeah, something like that, but don't put words in another players mouth. Apart from that, well done



The masked stranger recieves the kick in the face, flying efficiently through some tables and gets a couple of fractures. He walks up to Chuck Norris and holds a mysterious bag in front of him, with unknown contents. "Thanks, man. I really needed a kick." (Pun intented!)
(LOOK into the bag and I will explain the contents.)

(I am playing myself, because I am epic)
Yet another fellow walks into the room, in both hands he carrys a chainsaw, on his back, a Rocket launcher. His eyes are hidden behind Round red glasses, his face is hidden by a cloth wraped around his face. His eyes ocassonaly showing glimpses of death, the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Cladded in Denum he walks to the saloons drinking bar.

A Maid comes to get his order, she wears everything that says 'f*ckin [email protected] me'
She asks "what may I get you sir?"

He sees Chuck Norris, and knows not to get on his bad side...
"Get me Rum... and If Chuck desides to settle down, get him something..." He replys

"No, thanks," Chuck says. "I only drink my own blood," he says, taking out a silver knife with the words 'Chuck does not hunt... he kills'. The maid stares at him with awe. "uhhh, it was a joke," he says. He takes the stuff in the bag, noticing its contents are a little leprechaun. "WTFWTF?" "So," Chuck says to the second mysterious man. "you new here?, or do you know my friend here," he puts hand on the man's shoulder.

Wait, second mysterious man? There's only one now that Chuck killed off the first one.

(Rule #1 of Chuck Norris: If you get roundhouse kicked, you die.)

BunnyWithStick wrote:Wait, second mysterious man? There's only one now that Chuck killed off the first one.

(Rule #1 of Chuck Norris: If you get roundhouse kicked, you die.)

He was wearing anti-Norris armor that my character gave him. Please continue the game.

(Actually, normally I guess that you would be right. But that wouldn't be too fair now would it? maybe I've been sparring with Chuck, recieving lots of roundhouse kicks from said man-beast)

Chuck Norris' firm hand grabs a hold of the hooded stranger's shoulder. The stranger releases his grasp, with much effort, to socialize with the chainsaw stranger.

"That's a mighty awesome chainsaw you have there." he said. "Can I touch it?"

The Chainsaw man looks up at the stranger and speeks with an outlanders voice "You wish to touch my Mk.III Close combat specal? You may, but only this once..." He looks directly into the Hooded mans eyes though his bloody red glasses, they give off the vissons of the potentual consoquences of doing so, the blade chopping though his ribcage. The mysterous man chuckles "But Im sure you dont want to..."

He takes his other hand off the top handle, and puts it out to shake.
"I AM, that I AM, Colicedus."

Chuck Norris ignores the comment. He remembers who the chainsaw stranger was from previous history... "Meh. I could eat that chainsaw." He gets up, pushes in his chair, and walks out.

"I'll see you in HELL, friend." The stranger is confused to death.

Suddenly a pidgeon drop from the sky. It has a tranquilizer dart impaling its head.

The hooded stranger picks up the pidgeon, noticing the big dart in its head.

"Okay, who's the one who killed this poor pidgeon?"

For a second or two, he contemplates on just how the pidgeon fell through the roof.

A monkey with a jigsaw chitters alarmedly, and quickly withdraws its head from the gap in the ceiling, letting go of the jigsaw and dropping it to the ground.

WTFWTFWTF?? Chuck Norris eats that damn monkey. Then he eats the pigeon. Then he eats the hot waitress.

I supose she was wearing cloths that said "Eat me"