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Hal1989 wrote:You do like that achievement generator, eh? XD

Yes.
*nods fiercely*

I'm currently working on a strange and nonsensical story.

Based on the Dictionary.

No really. So far, there's this Abbey, and... Well, I don't want to spoil it for you. But if I get the right words, it will actually be very good. Though the main characters will have some trouble when I get to D....

invertin wrote:I'm currently working on a strange and nonsensical story.

Based on the Dictionary.

No really. So far, there's this Abbey, and... Well, I don't want to spoil it for you. But if I get the right words, it will actually be very good. Though the main characters will have some trouble when I get to D....

That's like saying, "I know this hilarious joke and its so great, you're going to love it, you are so going to laugh really hard, so do you wanna hear this great joke? Well I'll tell you what it is because its so great, and funny, and special, and you'll think its so great, and funny, and special too...but I forgot what it was."

I would have asumed that was the joke, eather that or the comedian is mentaly FUCKED!!!

invertin wrote:Though the main characters will have some trouble when I get to D....

They'll go on a diet? Discover diamonds? Go disco dancing? Tell me! I must know more!

he meant the D section of the dictionary.

I can't tell you what it is, because it's not done yet. I'm not even past A yet and already someone's died due to the abbey burning down. (Ablaze)

If people are dying that early, the actual words "Die" "Death" "Disintergrate" are going to be big problems for my characters.


Unless Death joins their team or something. That would be awesome.

Grayswandir wrote: That's like saying, "I know this hilarious joke and its so great, you're going to love it, you are so going to laugh really hard, so do you wanna hear this great joke? Well I'll tell you what it is because its so great, and funny, and special, and you'll think its so great, and funny, and special too...but I forgot what it was."

Actually, that's quite funny.

Epic is leading a 50-man viking army into battle against 2 million ogres and winning.

Epic is slaying a dragon with your bare hands.

"epic" is not buying a goddamn XBox 360 at a store.

Neither of those things are possible in today's world, at least not in real life, so, at least for him, buying an Xbox 360 in all-cash is somewhat epic. Not very epic, but just a little epic.

Actually, no, not epic. I suppose "Cool" might be the word, if infinitely corny.

I would say epic would be to do what I did with my mates computer and overclock everything, and use Nitrogen to Cool it, I WILL NOT overheat, and is capable of running Crysis at maxed out Graphics without much in the way of problems.

Of course you won't overheat, it's not that hot today.

Ok, Crysis on a standard computer, set at Highest end graphics and all, Im sure you could heat a living room with the computer on a cold day given time BWS.

I was pointing out that you said "I WILL NOT overheat" instead of "IT WILL NOT overheat", actually.

epic would be making a robot that can think and function like a human
epic would be actually beating dwarf fortress
epic would be surviving a fall (like a REAL fall) off the empire state building
epic would be donating enough money to save the all the hungry people in Africa
epic would be achieving world peace
epic would be playing Trigger Man and enjoying it
epic would be putting Burger King out of business
epic would be making a game that was meant to be funny that was as great as Conker's Bad Fur Day
epic would be beating Raze's Hell alone on the hardest difficulty
epic would be doing the same thing Bob Pelloni did

am i getting a point across now?