The soda Machine Game

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Chainsaw man » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:45 pm

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by nerodx » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:44 am

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by rebel28 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:29 am

recieve: a half eaten lollipop :D

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Chainsaw man » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:10 am

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Glabbit » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:57 am

Receive: Minus one hand, plus a scolding from a nearby old lady that she told you not to feed the machine-operator-rabbit!

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Nitsua » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:03 pm

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by nutcracker » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:22 pm

Nitsua wrote:Receive: Jail time for bank robbery.

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Glabbit » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:36 pm

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by invertin » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:39 pm

Recieve: Explode. This is a vending machine, not a computer!

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Glabbit » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:40 pm

*claps enthusiastically*
Well done, invertin!
Not many would've spotted that detail =D

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by rebel28 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:19 pm

recieve: the words "recieve" and "insert" repeatedly

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by invertin » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:24 pm

Recieve: Soda machine

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Glabbit » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:40 pm

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by BunnyWithStick » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:09 pm

I did, when I inserted the vending machine into itself.

I have no idea how, though.

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Re: The soda Machine Game

Post by Kestril » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:22 pm

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