What if Nazis lived in your closet?

Starrz · Post by **Starrz** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 3:37 pm

This is just a random thought, but what if Nazis lived in your closet? I mean, wouldn't that be a little frustrating when you go to sleep each night? I mean it's like... your about to go to sleep... yawn... and then... BAM!!! Adolf Hitler comes out with an M-16!!!!

Wouldn't that be annoying?

tailsfanatic · Post by **tailsfanatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:06 pm

Nah, just put a bolt lock on the closet door.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:30 pm

they hadn't made m16's yet in world war 2. but yeah it would be kind of annoying.

Starrz · Post by **Starrz** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:01 pm

Yea, well, I'm just saying, MY Closet Nazi is preety up-to-date. Like he has Blue-Ray instead of DVD and all. Along with my basement terrorist.

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:28 pm

I'm an englishman at heart. What else would I do but protect my and other people's ground? If there WAS a hitler in my closet, which currently there is not, one of us would probably be dead. Unless he wasn't out for world-domination anymore and just wanted a cuppatea, or summat...

Who knows what we'd do?
The only way to find out would be...

...wait...

...how WOULD we find out?

tailsfanatic · Post by **tailsfanatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:00 pm

Easy. Just go ask someone who had Nazi's living in their closet. However, this then prevents the problem of finding such a person.

Alternatively, we could just use WikiAnswers to ask what it's like.

Ragdollmaster · Post by **Ragdollmaster** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:50 pm

"Nazi" is just a shortened term for a political party of Germany, the National Socialist German Worker's Party. They're not a bunch of evil dictators waiting to take over the world, WWII was a major embarrassment to the group because they let one, albeit very intelligent, man mislead them into committing mass genocide and warfare. The responses to this thread might end up being stereotypical/racist, so this is just a warning in advance for anyone deciding to ignorantly make fun of the group, which would be a big insult to any Germans who might be browsing the forums or considering to join.

tailsfanatic · Post by **tailsfanatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:58 pm

Eh,.... you have a point... OK, so what if we said "What if Hitler lived in your closet"?

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:11 pm

This might be a very insensitive idea put forward, and may cause me to loose some favor with some people, but its one that recently came to me in meditaton. here I go:

What IF Mr Hittler was a messenger from God? (Im gusing Im getting evil eyes for proposing such a perposturous thing? I know that the Jewish people were Gods chosen people, and he Killed many of them, it was a dark time. he was able to lead the masses of people, and motivate them to a comman cause, They could have lisoned to there hearts for once and said "NO" to the suffering inflicted. I know some did but not enough.

This is likely because of the times, people followed old doctrines that kings put forward to motivate people to do his bidding, scribed in stone for generatons to follow, forgetting the major laws put forth by God.

Hittler had a lesson that he was placed on earth to teach. Not that White people with blond hair are superior. No, he taught the world though a war to THINK! Think about the doctines being put before you! Are you a blind sheep following the flock for salvaton? Are you following the Shepard because he is blessed? Has it not ocured to you what Shepards do to sheep (Mmmh, Lamb chops, nom-nom-num)? Kings have proven time and time again, that they use people for there gain.

tailsfanatic · Post by **tailsfanatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:22 pm

Are you that Hitler was put on Earth to teach us to be careful? Because with that philosophy, you'd have to say that all bad things that have ever happened and that will happen are good.

Under this philosophy:
Pearl Harbor was good because it taught us to be more careful with our navel bases.
Hate crimes are good because they teach us what happens when racism gets out of hand.
Persecution of all kinds is good because it teaches what the damage is of prejudice.

I can't agree with this.

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:23 pm

simple
i'd blow up my closet
unless it were Will Ferrel in my closet. in that case, i'd just open it like 3 times a day just so i could hear him say "i love the color of your skin!" in that stupid voice he does

then i'd go tell the press that Will Ferrel was locked in a closet and i'd get rich off of the pictures haha

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:58 pm

tailsfanatic wrote:Are you that Hitler was put on Earth to teach us to be careful? Because with that philosophy, you'd have to say that all bad things that have ever happened and that will happen are good.

Under this philosophy:
Pearl Harbor was good because it taught us to be more careful with our navel bases.
Hate crimes are good because they teach us what happens when racism gets out of hand.
Persecution of all kinds is good because it teaches what the damage is of prejudice.

I can't agree with this.

I dont agree with that Eather, considering thats it is not the message I intend to put forward. I will humbly explaine it again. The Message I speak is to lissen to your heart for what is right, be your owen leader and your heart be your faith cause other people will use you and fail you to there owen means. I say stand up to injustice put before you and others by the Powers that be. If enough people do that, what is one man against an army of Free peoples?

Adolf Hittler was hear to teach us to stop listoning to 1000 year old Propaganda, and Propaganda in general.

Pearl harbor teachs us what Happens when you pussy foot around, and what happens when you kick a sleeping pitbull. Japan tacticly would have been better off taking the islands before WWII started.

Persecution, and Hate crimes are not good, unless everyone learns from it, not to do it anymore, but it still happens.

Starrz · Post by **Starrz** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:10 pm

Chainsaw man wrote:This might be a very insensitive idea put forward, and may cause me to loose some favor with some people, but its one that recently came to me in meditaton. here I go:

What IF Mr Hittler was a messenger from God? (Im gusing Im getting evil eyes for proposing such a perposturous thing? I know that the Jewish people were Gods chosen people, and he Killed many of them, it was a dark time. he was able to lead the masses of people, and motivate them to a comman cause, They could have lisoned to there hearts for once and said "NO" to the suffering inflicted. I know some did but not enough.

This is likely because of the times, people followed old doctrines that kings put forward to motivate people to do his bidding, scribed in stone for generatons to follow, forgetting the major laws put forth by God.

Hittler had a lesson that he was placed on earth to teach. Not that White people with blond hair are superior. No, he taught the world though a war to THINK! Think about the doctines being put before you! Are you a blind sheep following the flock for salvaton? Are you following the Shepard because he is blessed? Has it not ocured to you what Shepards do to sheep (Mmmh, Lamb chops, nom-nom-num)? Kings have proven time and time again, that they use people for there gain.

Uhhhhhh, let's keep Religion out of this and stay on the subject, mmmmmkay?

tailsfanatic · Post by **tailsfanatic** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:24 pm

EDIT: There, that argument is in a new topic.

Chainsaw man · Post by **Chainsaw man** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:28 am

Starrz wrote:Uhhhhhh, let's keep Religion out of this and stay on the subject, mmmmmkay?

what you fail to realize is Politics and Religon are one of the same.
Presidents are like the Popes, people follow them like they are god encarnated on the face of the earth, and some treat them all like they are anticrists that plan to rout the country. When your dealing with politics, religous veiws must be looked at simply because, they are much of a muchness.

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