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Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:38 pm
by Sandurz
Problem: Someone's doing pot
Answer: LIGHT UP WITH HIM
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:51 pm
by cachiporrin
PRoblem: I was at the top of a mountain (with snow) but I triped and I fell.....I don't know how but I survived falling 1000km and then crashing with an old wood house. when I was falling down, I could activate my radio and send a S.O.S message to the rescue team of Alabama and I know they are on their way but there is a lot of snow that fell through the hole I made when I crashed and now I'm trapped in the old house and I just have a pocket-flamethrower I created. I have to set a fire so I can keep myself warm and if I get to set a fire big enough so the rescue helicopter can see it I will be saved
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:07 pm
by Sandurz
Problem: Retardedly long post
Solution: BURN HIM
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:52 am
by Chainsaw man
Problem: The Apocolyps has begun, Zombis are rampaging everywhere.
Solution: Call Colicedus
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:28 am
by Renegade_Turner
Problem: Burn everything?
Solution: I'M DOING IT WRONG!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:07 pm
by invertin
Problem: This is the worst problem solving machine ever!
Solution: SCREW YOU
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:32 pm
by rebel28
Problem: Problem Problem Problem Problem
Answer: **Bzztt** Sytems shutting down
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:56 pm
by cachiporrin
problem: the old problem solviing machine stopped working, so I bought another one and they delivered it in an ice cube. I don't have anthing to break the ice but I have the brand new Burn-o-Matic 4862 that can melt a giant ice cube in 5 seconds.. What do I do ?
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:39 pm
by Sandurz
problem: last solution made sense:
solution: BURN HIM
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:01 pm
by Starrz
Problem: You have a contagious disease all over your body.
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:21 am
by rebel28
question: WAZZUUUUPPPP
answer: WAZZUUPPPPPP URSELF
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:03 am
by Glabbit
Problem: Erectile dysfuntion.
Solution: Well, ahem, the gas tank's over there...
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:05 pm
by cachiporrin
Problem: Sandurz Burned me, but I survived by jumping on to the water and taking all my clothes off....well my survival story doesn't really matter. I wanted revenge, so I kidnapped sandurz and now he is on a locked room. I spread gasoline all over the room before throwing sandurz there...I want to make him pay and suffer for what he did to me but I just have a box of matches and he is unconcious....
Solution: BURN EVERYTHING!!!!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:09 pm
by Sandurz
Problem: Dumbass doesn't kknow I'm not flamable
Solution: BURN HIM MORE!
Re: [Problem Solving Machine]
Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:42 pm
by invertin
Problem: The problems are making too much sense.
Solution: IGNORE IT.
*whistles*