Who can fool the Diagnostics machine?

[Chainsaw man]

Ok, a Diagnostics machine Identifys whats wrong with you by puting a bottle of urine in the machine.
For instance, a man has a sore arm and decides to use the machine to find out whats wrong with him.
After pouring 1 liter of piss in the machine and waiting 10 minutes the machine comes out with the diagnosis
diagnosis: tenis arm
Segestion: rest it for a week.

the Man decides to see if he can fool the machine. He pees in a cup, along side his wifes, and his daughter. to scramble it some more he wanks into the concuxon. He pours it into the machine and waits ten minutes

1st diagnosis: Your wife is pregnant, your not the father.
Segestion: Invest in a good lawyer.

2nd diagnosis: Your Daughter is a Meth adict.
Segestion: Invest in a good Rehab.

3rd diagnosis: You're tenis arm has gotten worst.
Segestion: You should stop wanking if you want your arm to get better.

Now, one person puts forth a symptom, pees in a cup and puts it in the machine, the next player diagnoses the case in a humorus way, then he puts forth a symptom, pees in a cup and puts it in the machine, so on and so on...

OK...

Symptom: Im foming at the mouth and angery as ever.
*pees in cup and dumps it down the machine*