Ok, a Diagnostics machine Identifys whats wrong with you by puting a bottle of urine in the machine.
For instance, a man has a sore arm and decides to use the machine to find out whats wrong with him.
After pouring 1 liter of piss in the machine and waiting 10 minutes the machine comes out with the diagnosis
diagnosis: tenis arm
Segestion: rest it for a week.
the Man decides to see if he can fool the machine. He pees in a cup, along side his wifes, and his daughter. to scramble it some more he wanks into the concuxon. He pours it into the machine and waits ten minutes
1st diagnosis: Your wife is pregnant, your not the father.
Segestion: Invest in a good lawyer.
2nd diagnosis: Your Daughter is a Meth adict.
Segestion: Invest in a good Rehab.
3rd diagnosis: You're tenis arm has gotten worst.
Segestion: You should stop wanking if you want your arm to get better.
Now, one person puts forth a symptom, pees in a cup, puts something else along side with it and puts it in the machine, the next player diagnoses the case in a humorus way, then he puts forth a symptom, pees in a cup and puts it in the machine, so on and so on...
OK...
*pees in cup, puts Spirits in it, and dumps it down the machine*
Diagnosis:
Segestion:
Who can fool the Diagnostics machine?
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