A strange RP

[Untadaike]

Frigo starts to cry with all the socializing he hadn't planned for. He swings his shrunken head around him in a small circle, trying to create a breeze to distract himself.

[Lotus Wolf]

Aoshi landed on a nearby flagpole, and watched the strange happenings. An odd lot, that is... Aoshi launched himself off the flagpole, and onto a nearby rooftop.

[Glabbit]

Yamada looked up, and in his childish robot enthusiasm created a sort of rocket-propulsion system using his Play-Doh, the water cooler and a pressure pump in his bowels to chase after Aoshi. A new friend! With glee he made his Play-Doh hand into another crude random hybrid object with which to greet Aoshi on the head.

[Lotus Wolf]

Aoshi heard the sound of Yamada rocketing up to the roof and quickly drew Mugenjin. Before Yamada could clear the edge of the roof, he cut a hole in the roof of the building and let himself fall through. He emerged in an empty office, and quickly made for the door.

[Glabbit]

Yamada landed just beside the hole without noticing it, overloaded its processors on (aka: got confused about) where his new friend went, and shut himself down, because he felt like it.

But since he hadn't set him body in a balanced position, he now teetered statue-like into the hole, and through the floor underneath with an immense crash, and through several more floors before his rigid and immobile body halted in the wreckage.

For the sake of comedy, the water-cooler-rocket-pack let out the last of its gas with a pathetic 'parp', letting a humorous wisp of smoke float up from the rubble.

[Lotus Wolf]

Aoshi had been at the bottom floor door when the robot landed. He turned slowly just in time to see the smoke rising from the rubble. What the... Aoshi stepped through the door and into the street. He hadn't seen anything that interested him yet, so he returned to watching from a distance, standing hidden in the limbs of a tree.

[McJoggin]

Boat Coach examined the scene from his chess set, before realizing he was facing the wrong way. He swooped down using his grappling hook, and landed in a heroic pose (on his face). He he-brandished his chess set and engaged in a vicious match against the unconscious Yamada.

[Untadaike]

Intrigued with the new object, Frigo crawls from the partial safety of under his card table and tries to grab the chess board between Boat Coach's swings. He gets smacked in the nose, cause of his own lack of agility and screams at 34.5 decibels, falling back suddenly and slamming his head hard against the cold floor. Living through much more pain long ago, he shakes his cranium(what of one that he has), clearing the dizziness. Rolling over on his side, he sees an abandoned pair of sunglasses, smudged by dirt. Determined to see how they look on the peculiar Aoshi, he clambers grotesquely towards the base of Aoshi's tree and begins to climb slowly and carefully.

[Glabbit]

Due to a cruel twist of mechanics, the one last upright arm of Yamada lost its battle against gravity, and fell down onto the chess board, sending a single chess piece flying across the board in a move that, due to the laws of comedy, was both valid and very clever.
Yamada remained unconscious.

[Lotus Wolf]

Due to a cruel twist of mechanics, the one last upright arm of Yamada lost its battle against gravity, and fell down onto the chess board, sending a single chess piece flying across the board in a move that, due to the laws of comedy, was both valid and very clever.
Yamada remained unconscious.

Ah... Classic...

*has nothing to contribute at this time*

[McJoggin]

Boat Coach: Cripes. I must admit you are a fit challenge for me.

Realizing the futility of it all, Boat Coach attempted to bluff his way out of the situation.

Boat Coach: However, I am afraid this is where fit challenge ends, and checkmate begins. But. I will give you a way out. If you wish, we may end this match now, and so, you will not be brutally crushed.
What is your answer?

And so he waited...

[Untadaike]

Climbing, climbing, Frigo can now almost brush the fringes of Aoshi's black cloak with his nailless fingers. Almost there, he thought, still clutching his newfound sunglasses in his grubby hand. Then I'll see how these look on him.... Without knowing it, he garbled these thoughts out loud. Reaching out for the next branch to hoist his weary body onto, Frigo's foot slips, his hand lashing out to steady himself. That was a close one, he thinks out loud again, and begins to climb once more.

[Glabbit]

Since the so-well-known rules of comedy cannot be broken, a cruel final spark of electricity through Yamada's arm made his hand twitch in a way that crushed his King piece. A sure sign of surrender, one may say.
In the meantime, the watercooler had rebuilt pressure, and the shock of electricity also caused this to all be released at once.
What happened was the following: A few seconds after the king piece was smashed into 62 pieces, each varying in size and shape, a loud crack followed by a swwwwwwwissssssshhhhhhhhh announced the arrival of the point in time where the watercooler rocket blasted Yamada back through the holes he had made in the building, through a humorous loop-de-loop in the air, and once again in the mercy of the Rules of Comedy, suddenly dropped him out of the sky, with millimetre accuracy, just above Aoshi.

All the while, Yamada has still not regained consciousness.

[Untadaike]

Frigo, tense with concentration, squeals at the loud sound. He loses grip with all 3 limbs and flailing, falls backward, down, down, down, aiiihhhhhg-CRACK! He lands with a sickening crunch on his spine and lies motionless.

[McJoggin]

Boat Coach summoned some noodles, for all to enjoy. He then attempted to swing away on his grappling hook, but forgot to use his muscles, and so collapsed to the floor in a quivering heap.