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Frigo falls over backward, still unstable, stunned from the quick flashes of movement before his small eyes.

Aoshi noticed the Boat Coach clinging to his cloak. He grabbed the part of the cloak above where the Boat Coach was clinging, seemingly paralyzed, and shook. The smallish man fell off the cloak. Aoshi jumped out across the street and landed on one of the eliphinoes.

Boat Coach tried to move his legs, but failed. This wasn't good. Sometimes these things lasted for days. He hoped somebody would rescue him from the rooftop.

Frigo rubs his temples, in an attempt to get off the merry-go-round that he seemed to be on...

Yamada woke from his fruitless search in his database, wondered why no-one had gotten onto the seat on his back, and decided to put it away.

Then he got trampled.

Boat Coach F-ton realized he could move again. After all, it had been four days. He swooped down to save Yamada, but was too late. He ended up getting trampled as well.

After the trampling had ceased, Yamada got up, unharmed due to being made of extremely strong metal, and rushed over to Boat Coach, who was in a terrible state, of whom he had caught a glimpse of as Boat Coach had tried to save him. Instantly a nurse's tiara popped up from his forehead, and his hands turned into various operation tools.

As Yamada was feverishly (insofar as that word is useable with a metal machine) operating on Boat Coach, patching him up best he could, making him look least like Frigo as possible, Boat Coach himself screamed in pain: Yamada may be able to operate wonderfully, but he had no means of anaesthetics.

"Whuh...? Where...am I? Why do I feel so- AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!"

Boat Coach was lying in the street. He tried to get up, but failed. Something snapped in his back.

"Wait... I know... AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! I can-AUGH!! I AAAUUUGHHHH!!!!!! AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!! Know AAAAUUUGHGGGHGHGHHH!!!!!!!!"

Boat Coach stopped trying to talk. He had remembered something.

PASTA P-AAAUUUGGGHHH-WER!

Out of his hands shot a million tiny strands of spagghetini. They coiled around his spine and held it together (works just like duct tape!).

There! I'm sure that won't cause me horrid pain at a later point!

Here be a most bemused cat - prone to casual violence and spontaneous combustion. Will the cat partake in this revel?

Yamada ignored Boat Coach's attempt to save himself in his operations, but didn't let the work go to loss. He managed to relocate all Boat Coach's bones and organs, and was now carefully putting a cast around the badly fractured parts of Boat's body, after making sure the gaping wounds were properly closed.

Yamada stood up.
"There," he said. "You should be just fine in about two months."

Boat Coach was not available for comment, as Yamada had put casts all over his body, obstructing his mouth from speaking.
Yamada shut himself down again, innerly checking his wiki for a faster way to heal Boat Coach.

Aoshi Jumped from his place astride the eliphino, landing on the lead eliphinoe's neck. Mugenjin came up, then dropped down again into the large beast's brain. Aoshi leaped off and landed near Yamada. The lead eliphino stumbled forward and came to a crashing halt in front of Frigo. The others swerved around, avoiding both Frigo and the dead eliphino. "Što Vam se dogodilo dvije?" Aoshi said to Boat Coach and Yamada. "Jeste li u redu?"

Frigo was peacefully oblivious to his near fatal encounters and over time has crawled over to a boulder and was eating some dirt. (Before you think that's gross, I'll have you know he pulled out all of the roots beforehand...)

The cat then realised it had forgotten to read the rules, not knowing there were any - it wondered what RP meant and whether it should introduce itself. Being a cat however it was just as arrogant as it was curious, so decided to sit around and hope that someone would care enough to throw a boot at it.

Yamada, still being his personal kind of 'unconscious', fell over with a clunk. His body didn't actually move or shift position at all. It just squarely fell over.

"Хеј, зашто се не зајебавати се не ви играте?" Aoshi yells.