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Joke of the Day
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Chainsaw man
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Re: Joke of the Day
Yuck... thats epic...
BTW, What you think of my New Avatar?
BTW, What you think of my New Avatar?
Re: Joke of the Day
'Tis be very nice. I liked ur old one 
3/16/09
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
3/16/09
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"
"Sure", Says the Englishman.
The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
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nutcracker
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3/18/09
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. The baby says again, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor says, “No, I'm not your father.”
They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked, “Are you my daddy?” And the father says, “Yes, I am!” So, the baby pops out of the mother's womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head while saying, “How do you like that?! How do you like that?!”
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. The baby says again, “Are you my daddy?” The doctor says, “No, I'm not your father.”
They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked, “Are you my daddy?” And the father says, “Yes, I am!” So, the baby pops out of the mother's womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head while saying, “How do you like that?! How do you like that?!”
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nutcracker
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3/20/09
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hello, Doctor't; says the arm. "Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate!"
"Aha!'' says the doctor.
''I see the problem. Your arm is broke!"
Re: Joke of the Day
Now there's one I really didn't see coming. Good find, right there
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nutcracker
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Ac30
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Re: Joke of the Day
ok, here's my attempt.
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A panda walks into a bar. He eats something, then as the waiter comes round for the bill, the panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then leaves. A man on the street hears what happened and asks the panda why he shot the waiter. The panda replies, "I eat shoots and leaves."
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A panda walks into a bar. He eats something, then as the waiter comes round for the bill, the panda takes out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then leaves. A man on the street hears what happened and asks the panda why he shot the waiter. The panda replies, "I eat shoots and leaves."
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Re: Joke of the Day
Why did the chicken cross the road? Hmm?
Re: Joke of the Day
There's so many answers to that one these days... xD
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BECAUSE I WAS CHASING HIM!Groveller wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road? Hmm?
OOGABOOGABOOGA!
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3/22/09
(Oh my God this one is weak)
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: Because he has little legs!
(Oh my God this one is weak)
Q: What's E.T. short for?
A: Because he has little legs!
Re: Joke of the Day
heard itStarrz wrote:I dunno. I just got really, really, really bored here, and I felt like doing this.
I'm gonna post a new joke every day!
Starting with today!
LOLOLOL!!!!
LAWLLAWLLAWLSKEETSKEETLAWLSKEET
2/12/09
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
