Joke of the Day

[kehaar]

Yes I am so angsty and misunderstood, somebody help me!

Is that like having angst in your pants?

OK, so a skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Can I get a beer and a mop?"

[Chainsaw man]

One of my Freinds has a Penis obesson. That is the first word in her head.
One day we were walking back to work when A young couple I had breifly met the day before who had just had a child were walking the oposide way on the otherside of the road, they had told me the child was a result of him not being able to keep his penis under control, but is the joy of there life now, it has however changed there lives, for better and worst, some of the flaws of having childeren I think got to the father. My freind, she started talking about penisis again, I told her to scream out the word penis at them, I never thought she would scream at the top of her lungs "Penis!" I was shocked, I then remebered what was said the day before. I thought it might be adding insult to an injury.

[Untadaike]

crazy

[BunnyWithStick]

And that reminds me of The Incredible Sulk!

Another avid reader of 8-bit Theatre, I see.

Unless the comment that I didn't include in that quote about Cyanide and Happiness actually meant that you learned of The Incredible Sulk from that webcomic and not that other webcomic.

[Glabbit]

And that reminds me of The Incredible Sulk!

Another avid reader of 8-bit Theatre, I see.

Unless the comment that I didn't include in that quote about Cyanide and Happiness actually meant that you learned of The Incredible Sulk from that webcomic and not that other webcomic.

Correct.

[BunnyWithStick]

Don't you just love it when a response to your question is ambiguous enough that it could mean yes to any one of the possibilities you've laid down?

Although I suspect you're referring to my second possibility of referring to an incarnation of The Incredible Sulk originating from Cyanide and Happiness, which I feel a lot like browsing through right now.

[Glabbit]

Don't you just love it when a response to your question is ambiguous enough that it could mean yes to any one of the possibilities you've laid down?

Although I suspect you're referring to my second possibility of referring to an incarnation of The Incredible Sulk originating from Cyanide and Happiness, which I feel a lot like browsing through right now.

Correct.

XD

[nutcracker]

Explosm is awesome

[Starrz]

Doesn't anybody miss my jokes?

12/22/09

What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common?

They were wondering where all of those Tomahawks were coming from.

[Chainsaw man]

haha

Thank god I wasent part of the capture of Suddan Insane.
RPCsaw's, chainsaw bayonets. NATO and the UN would really have something to be angery about.

[Starrz]

2/23/09

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.

The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?" He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

The next day the blond goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.

[Starrz]

2/24/09

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

[Glabbit]

2/24/09

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

xD
Very clever indeed.

[Starrz]

That's my favorite one so far

[Untadaike]

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