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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rebel28 » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:52 pm

Starrz wrote:3/22/09

(Oh my God this one is weak)


Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: Because he has little legs!
you must be using Google: joke of the day.

cause I've got that one today :D
not to mention, I had the "how do you like that" one yesterday(or the day before)

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by McJoggin » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:47 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:A child was watching his grandfather smoke a cigar one day. He wanted one and so he asked,
"Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
"Well, son, is your penis long enough to touch your bum?"
"No..."
"Well come back to me when it is, for then you will be a man."
The next day the child saw his grandfather having a beer, and asked the same question, and his grandfather told him the same story about when he was able to touch his penis to his bum that he would be allowed.
Then one day the grandfather saw the child eating some cookies. The grandfather wanted one, and so he asked,
"Here son, can I have one of those cookies?"
The child thought about this for a while. Then something appeared to dawn on him and he asked his grandfather a question,
"Grandpa, can you touch your penis off your bum?"
The grandfather straightened up and put his hands on his hips, and said with much satisfaction,
"Yes, boy, I believe I can!"
The child grinned smugly,
"Then go fuck yourself because grandma made these cookies for me!"
NAWT APPROPATE!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Chainsaw man » Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:59 am

Still funny none the less.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:25 pm

rebel28 wrote:you must be using Google: joke of the day.

cause I've got that one today :D
not to mention, I had the "how do you like that" one yesterday(or the day before)
Damnit. U ruined it! D:

Well, nobody look at iGoogle.com and get the joke of the day, mkay? :P

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:29 pm

3/23/09

Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, dumbass, you're standing on my oxygen tube"?

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Chainsaw man » Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:19 pm

haha...

Heres a dry as one... No one will laugh at it I garuntee.

What do Ginga chicks have in common with a HL2 obsessed Geek?
They both have an Orange box

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:06 pm

This one is stupid, but who on this not-so-green-earth cares....?

How do you know your sister's an alien?

She knocks before coming into your room...

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Cmyszka » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:06 pm

Chuck norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, 'cuz no one fools with Chuck Norris

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by iamback99 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:03 pm

hahaha, great jokes guys...ohhh great great.......:):):):):):):):):):):)

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by invertin » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:47 pm

Cmyszka wrote:Chuck norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, 'cuz no one fools with Chuck Norris
Percy's Calender goes from April 2nd to March 31st.

Because Percy can't read with his eyes going all funny like that. Silly percy!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:16 pm

That actually made me laugh more than the original did.
Sometimes my own sense of humour scares me.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:52 pm

Dude, don't worry about having a strange sense of humor. The first thing I did when I heard that my uncle got crushed to death on the rail of his own tram was laugh my head off. Yehcch!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:16 am

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Lotus Wolf » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:24 pm

lovely...
There's a boy sitting behind a sleeping girl in church.
The preacher comes around every twenty minutes and quizzes the children on his sermon.
After the first twenty minutes, the preacher begins approaching the girl.
The boy pokes her with a pen to wake her up to answer the question.
The preacher says "Who created the earth?".
The girl, annoyed at being woke from a sound sleep, says "God..."
The preacher says "Correct", and moves on.
Twenty minutes later the girl is asleep and the preacher is coming again.
The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The preacher asks "Who is the son of god?".
The girl, startled by the boy poking her, says "Jesus Christ!".
The preacher says "Correct", and moves on.
Another twenty minutes later, the preacher comes around again.
The boy pokes her with the pen.
The preacher asks "What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?".
The girl has had enough of the poking, and she says "If you poke me with that damn thing again, I'm gonna break it in half!".
X3

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:12 am

Lotus Wolf wrote:lovely...
There's a boy sitting behind a sleeping girl in church.
The preacher comes around every twenty minutes and quizzes the children on his sermon.
After the first twenty minutes, the preacher begins approaching the girl.
The boy pokes her with a pen to wake her up to answer the question.
The preacher says "Who created the earth?".
The girl, annoyed at being woke from a sound sleep, says "God..."
The preacher says "Correct", and moves on.
Twenty minutes later the girl is asleep and the preacher is coming again.
The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The preacher asks "Who is the son of god?".
The girl, startled by the boy poking her, says "Jesus Christ!".
The preacher says "Correct", and moves on.
Another twenty minutes later, the preacher comes around again.
The boy pokes her with the pen.
The preacher asks "What did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?".
The girl has had enough of the poking, and she says "If you poke me with that damn thing again, I'm gonna break it in half!".
X3
lol i cant stop ,myself please help oh oh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
its corrupted though

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