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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:40 am

Please do not take offense to the following joke
2/27/09

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:54 am

XD!
Don't stop with these, some are hilarious =D

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:02 pm

Yea, THIS is my favorite one so far! :D

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Lotus's GF » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:05 pm

omg.. ROFLMFAOOL ... that's hilarious... :lol: :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Endorgan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:47 am

Starrz wrote:Please do not take offense to the following joke
2/27/09

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"

The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."

The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,

"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."

The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."

The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."
You stoled mah trademark joke! lol
Told it bettah den me tho.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:07 pm

2/28/09

Three men walk into a room.

Two get shot.

How many are left?

Three—it's not like the two that were shot could get up and walk out!

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:11 am

XD

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:05 pm

3/2/09

A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on 2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Healey » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:23 pm

XD

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:02 pm

3/4/09

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by BunnyWithStick » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:11 pm

Heard that one before. Yawn. :P

AKA: That one's too well known.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:07 am

XD
Well, I hadn't heard it before!
Keep at it, these are good! :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:14 pm

Nice joke!
:lol: :P :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:02 pm

2/5/09

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?"

His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you."

"Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?"

"Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma."

The boy begins his paper, "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by nutcracker » Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:11 am

Not bad :p

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