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It happened when i was in high school around my junior year just before prom season ...

Anyway, one day i was sitting in class and my teacher told me that some girl had contacted the school saying that she met me at a music conference and she wanted my contact information ... but the only facts she knew was my first name and that i was from that school (apparently all the teachers were gossiping about it because i got a whole bunch of comments about it from my teachers the entire day)

When the teacher told me her name however ... it didn't ring a bell at all (it didn't even sound familiar)

So i kept getting slag from people about this girl around school from students/staff, stuff like "who is she?" and "Is she hot?" etc.

Anywho, i find out later that day from the office that the secretary ended up giving out my home phone number (seriously ... wtf? what a security risk! )

So i go home and when i get there, i find that she had already called and that my parents had answered the phone. They started asking me shit like "Who is she?" and "Is she hot?" as well . Then i tell them i don't know who she is ... and they get this weird "... >_> ..." look on their face. Then they ask me what i intend on doing and i told them that i planned on meeting the girl (since it would be rude to say "fuck off", and i could actually know her)

So she calls back the next day, and i answered the phone this time ... and we set up some meeting friday night etc etc.

Friday night comes and i tell my parents im going to go meet this girl and drive off. When i got there however, it turns out that i was there early ... like a good 30min early ... so i decide that i will drive around to calm my nerves.

That's about the time when they appeared ... After i had taken off, i got two blocks away and i notice my parents car is behind me flashing their lights at me and honking . I then stop and get out of the car to talk to them and my mom comes walking up to me and says "What is wrong with you! Are you going to ditch that girl after you set up a meeting???".

Its at that point i then realize they were stalking me >_> ... I then explain to them that i was really early and i was driving around to kill time because i was bored (lies ... lol). I then asked "Why the hell are you stalking me?". Then they got kinda quite and said something about "Just pretend that were not here ..." as they walked back to their car.

I was then following them while yelling at them to leave when i noticed, not only did my mom and dad come ... my sister was in the back seat of their car >_>.

They then climbed back into their car and took off ... i then went back to my car and drove back to the rendevous point ...

So im waiting there ... knowing that my parents are probably close by watching me ... when she finally shows up ...

... to be continued (it gets better too)

I'm guessing you drunkenly impregnated the girl.

Amirite? High-fives all around.

Assaultman67 wrote: ... to be continued (it gets better too)

Oh screw you. I was just getting interested.

Haha, jk man. Just finish it asap. This could be funny.

OMG, epic story :O
IS she hot ??!?!?!

That story sounds like it belongs in a book, but man it's funny.

Tell us the rest!

you were doing your job by keeping your sister entertained, by the way. She must still be laughing about it.

... i realy never had any wierd encounters whit parrents :/ my moms a wierdo though <.< i cant think of something she wouldent let me do as long as its not totaly fucked (if you ask me we allready passed that limit 2 years ago) ive been allowed to drink alcohol since i was 14,and i got tired of that after my second party(yes the one those assholes crashed and fucked me up bad this year*im 16 this 10th august . ) and she's like intercourse...no problem <.< she lost me,once again. smoking ? totaly fine whit her not my thing either. so i gues she kind of let me run out the line till im stuck at the end and im like "well that was stupid, i wasted 2 years trying the stuff other people spends their entire life doing" but now i think im on the right course in my quest for finding something usefull to do whit my life, there was this one time whit my ex girl friend where my mom asked her if she felt hot and she replyed yes. my mom then fast as lightning threw a bag of ice to her and told her to put it between her breasts ._. i gues we were all alittle drunk that time <.<

Part B:

So she finally shows up right ... and the first thought i had when she walked in was "Holy crap! i hope its not her "

she was quite possibly one of the least attractive women ive ever seen in my life (to put it semi-nicely ... she was pretty big ... and she had a bit too much makeup on ) ... and i didn't remember her at all

Somehow, however, she immediately knew it was me (probably because i was looking up at the door ...) she then walked up to me and asked "Are you (insert name here)?" ... i then tried my best to hide my disappointment ... i was kinda hoping that maybe i would catch a break and she would be the hottest, most interesting girl ever ... but reality shattered that ...

Anywho, we talked for roughly 5 minutes and i had not realized that the coffee shop closed so early when i set the date ... so eventually a guy comes to the table we were sitting at and said he was closing early ... and im like "Ok, thats too bad " (but inside i was like ) but shes like "Oh no! what are we going to do now!"

Anywho i walk outside with her and she's still talking and im trying to ditch her as politely as possible when shes like "Well, i guess you could come to my house ... i don't live far away" and im like "No, i couldn't do that ... <insert excuses here>" ... but she said she "Insisted that i come so we could talk longer" and the nice idiot i am made me accept the offer ...

We walk there and i vividly remember her kid brother was playing in the driveway with the garage door open with the song Eminem - My Band playing on the stereo (i loathe that song to this day)

She then start bitching at her brother in the most obnoxious way to turn that music off ... and he just turns it up ... and they're bitching about it ... and she then hits the kid ... and im like " ... >_> ..." the entire time.

Finally she wins the battle due to shear size and the kid turns the stereo off and retreats back into the house through a door connecting the house and garage ...

She then walks back up to me and was like "Oh, im sorry, that was just my idiot younger brother" and she then led me into the house ... and im thinking "Im getting in over my head ... WHERE ARE MY PARENTS!?!!?"

(ill post the other stuff in later ... gotta move to another PC :S )
Edit: ok im back ...

I then followed her into the house where i go down a dark hallway into the TV lit living room where i see her parents sitting there watching "American Hotrod" on the discovery channel and she sits down and tells me to have a seat ... so i sit down reluctantly and her mom and dad start blindsiding me with questions and conversation ... things like "How old are you? Where are you from? What hobbies do you have?" and im like " .... WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PARENTS!!!!"

So after the questions stopped due to me revealing pretty much all of the basic info about me ... her dad started ranting about fishing for a while (which i found boring) and then started talking about the "American Hotrod" show they were watching and how amazing it was that they could build something like that from scratch and i just nodded and agreed with him and eventually I said something referring to some of the parts they were installing and he was like "Oh! so you know about cars do you?" and there was an awkward silence as if he was judging my car knowledge ...

Somewhere during that awkward silence the girl who i just met like an hour ago said something like "Im going to go find something to eat" and wandered off to what i presumed was the kitchen ... she didn't come back for a good 30 minutes (i know, because i paid attention to the clock very well )...

So im sitting there talking to her dad about cars thinking to my self "OK ... SERIOUSLY ... WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PARENTS??!?!?"

And she comes back later ... then there was some transition discussion that somehow led to "Im glad you're dating our daughter ... she has been pretty bored around here after she got kicked out of school for smoking pot" ... not long after that i learned she was a chain smoker as well ...

And then i started thinking "Ok, enough is enough ... ive been trapped here long enough" so i basically started dropping lines such as "man, im tired" and "wow, its getting late" into the discussion (probably not as subtly as i thought at the time) ...

And then i eventually got them to reach the consensus that it was getting late and i should probably go ...

Somehow, the topic of "How do you know our daughter?" never got brought up in the conversation

After i get up and was heading towards the door she then kinda nailed me in the back with the statement "Im excited that i get to go to prom with you!" and im like thinking "EUARRGGHH!" as i mentally limped (it was actually a brisk walk) out the door ...

After i got out the door somehow, i did a brisk walk back to my car so that they couldn't catch up with me and i jumped in the car and peeled out a bit when i drove off ...

After i got home, i then walked through the front door slamming it a bit and kinda screamed into the house "Where the fuck were you guys?! Some stalkers you are!!!" Which raised alot of confusion and concern (i knew they were home because i saw the car in the driveway when i pulled up)

The response to the "Where were you?" question was pretty much "Well, we lost track of where you were at ... so we gave up and went home"

Then i had this long discussion with my family about how horrible it was and about how the hell was i going to get out of it without shattering this girls feelings ...

No one had any serious suggestions, so i decided to ignore the problem ...

She then called about 2-3 days later and i happened to be the one who answered the phone ... she then admitted to me that she didn't even know who i was and i didn't have to go with her to the prom ...

I was so happy i couldn't conceal my excitement ... it must have sounded bad to her when i said something like "THANK GOD! I KNEW I DIDN'T KNOW YOU!!!" and then said something like "There's no freaking way i could go to the prom with you after that shit you put me through " and then if i remember right i hung up on her and was happy for the rest of the week

(i can't say happily ever after ... i wanted to but ... my life is always reciprocates between clusterfuck and happiness )

lmfao. bravo dude. that made my day. even though it wasn't hard to make my day at this point, it still did.

you were only 33 minutes into it ...

That was so epic,I think I peed a little and the story was super cool

What kind of a weirdo decides to ask some random guy she doesn't even know on a date?

Awesome. That's the funniest "bad date" story I've read in a long time.