Create Your Own Engrish

[Renegade_Turner]

It seems that the easiest way to create humour with that thing is to ensure that your original sentence includes an expletive like "fuck" and/or some reference to genitals.

Sadly, the above sentence did not yield amusing results.

That is true. Well, that and keep it succinct. Convuluted sentences just end up being a chore to read and rarely lead to anything amusing.

The fact that there's not much thought behind the humour is something that could be frowned upon...however, I choose to see it as a good thing. I hate having to think about humour. Dumb humour is fun.

[Sandurz]

In: Ducks eat free at subway!

Out: The ducks eat free Metro.



In: I found that radon gives people lung cancer.

Out: I found the people of radon lung cancer.



In: To hell with that! Where is my apple juice?

Out: It's hell! Where Is apple juice?



In: That stupid mother fucker is going to get himself killed!

Out: Suicide, I get a stupid idiot!



In: Dead men tell no tales.

Out: Please speak ill of the dead.



In: Convoluted sentences aren't fun.

Out: Interestingly, no complex sentences.

[Healey]

In: I pooped on the floor and then my poop exploded and created a purple flame. My room caught on fire and I slowly died, and the whole world eventually blew up.

Out: One of the two-story, two two parts: 1,1, inflammation, 1,1,1,1, the purple one, we are tired of the first to create a single burst. Fire in my room, I slowly, in the world, and draw a blast, I die.

So I was like "Eh, wtf?" and then it said- It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

In: Slumdog Millionaire is a bad movie, god help the producers souls.

Out: Suramudoggu, millionaire film producer, is a poor soul like God.

[Renegade_Turner]

In: Dead men tell no tales.

Out: Please speak ill of the dead.

Most undoubtedly the best one I've heard yet. lol. I am pleased with your contribution.

[Uberpwn_w00t]

In: I would like to take your cat outside for dinner.

Out: I think I want to eat your cat.

...Just in case you were wondering how it got there

[Jimmy Jazz]

In: Whale man will always win

Out: Male whales are always win

In: Rabot never eats anything, but he does enjoy a cocktail every once in a while.

Out: Rabot the good old days, he has not eaten a cocktail.

[Starrz]

IN: When I look at the television I want to see me, staring back at me.
OUT: We looked like a TV that is please to please the right. Please say.

IN: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
OUT: UPS is not in his Chakkunorisupusshu is not clear. He is following the world press.

IN: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
OUT: [It couldn't find an official equilibrium] This case is pronounced anus: gesic pain did not stop and give the drugs, please have a headache really. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.

[zoidberg rules]

in: i havent found much engrish yet

out: I still havent English in Japan

http://translationparty.com/#5123917

quite fun

[MONKEYZ RULE]

Input: I need to use the bathroom. Where is it located?

Result: As for me it is necessary to use the bathroom. That is found somewhere?

Result after more times through the translator: It is necessary to use the bathroom because of me. As for that it is somewhere in regard to that?

Result After many more times: It is necessary to use the bathroom because of me. In regard to that in regard to that as for that it is somewhere in regard to that?

Result after going through some more languages: Uses the restroom as a result of me, is necessary. About that about that as for that it in somewhere about that?

[Renegade_Turner]

In: I'm going to be the next Hitler because I'm going to kill 6 million jews and one clown.

Out: 1221211 1 °, 2 Piero 1600000000,11 I need a few days to kill Hitler.

EPIC MANEOUVRE. The Japanese know how to twist my words for the better. Crafty devils.

[Lord_of_Sausage]

English:
I like pancakes, when they are mysteriously brown
Engrish:
I at the time of brown, like the pancake mysteriously

English:
What do you call that feeling when you think you have done it before?
Engrish:
Feeling, that a certain thing which designates that as before thinks of thing profit do it calls thing what?

English:
We all love cheese
Engrish:
Our all love cheeses

English:
How do you know if it is a guy that stares at you?
Engrish:
Whether or not any where you are scrutinized it is the person how doing, it is understood?


Uhm... no, its not understood...

this shit is awesome!

and "this shit is awesome!" is "Every this is, it keeps being surprised" in engrish... wtf?


bonus: http://translationparty.com/#5136440

[Renegade_Turner]

http://translationparty.com/#5145557

...just lol.

[BlackHole]

In: There can be miracles.
Out: It can be a great job for you.
http://translationparty.com/#5148710

In: Only when he wasn't drunk he will be responsible.
Out: If only the drinks were free.
http://translationparty.com/#5148778

- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.

[Armored Wolf]

From Black Hole's signature:
Input: Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
Output: All people will receive a good carpenter to build a jackass can kick a barn.

Renegade Turner's name:
Input: Renegade Turner
Output: Turner apostasy

Turner apostasy... lulz.

[h2ostra]

Input quotes are from a list of quotes that I keep, said by my friend said in every-day conversation.

In: "Have you seen my crotch?"
Out: "My feet please please please please please next?"

In: "Check it out... It's like Homer Simpson's Cock"
Out: "Please. Please. Please refer to this dish ... Homashinpuson"

In: "OH MY GOD IT'S A ROCKET DOG"
Out: "In Ohio, God is my dog rocket"

In: "There wasn't enough death. No one died in the entire movie"
Out: "Death is not enough. Killing everyone in the whole movie"

In: "Brutality is equal to mass times acceleration"
Out: "Acceleration is equal to the mass atrocities"

In: "Abortion is NOT a good way to recycle coat hangers" (this was actually attributed to his mother)
Out: "In addition, starvation is a good way to recycle an abortion"